Yo, dis server be like takin’ two parkin’ spots in a crowded lot – you gonna piss off some peeps, but it’s all in good fun! Join us for a chaotic time where we build crazy sh*t and cause mayhem wherever we go. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden in the spawn area, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. So come on and join the madness, cuz why not? It’s gonna be a wild ride, fam!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Runes Activated: 8
Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 3
Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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