Doro Bone Ko’s Minecraft SMP Love Deniers | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Hold Up Minecraft Server

Backers, Budget, DELAY, Disney, Entertainment, film, finance, fund, funding, Hold, Investment, Investors, long tail, Minecraft, Movie, PRESSURE, production, Project, push, Server, Support, tags, whats the hold up

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, even Disney wants to fund it! That’s right, Mickey Mouse himself is begging us to let him join in on the fun.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical world filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Pressure your investors to join too because once they see the insanity happening on our server, they’ll be throwing money at us faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of disbelief.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

FinishKing Minecraft SMP

ATTACKING, Dembele, Finishing, FinishKing, football, goal conversion, goal opportunities, goal scoring chances, goal scoring efficiency, goal-scoring, goal-scoring ability, la liga, Ligue 1, Minecraft, player performance, psg, real madrid, scoring chances, smp, Soccer, sports, sports analysis, STRIKER

Are you tired of watching your favorite players miss easy shots like a toddler playing soccer for the first time? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and witness the most epic fails in finishing you’ve ever seen. We’ve got players missing shots left and right, with accuracy worse than a blindfolded llama trying to hit a bullseye. It’s a sight to behold, trust us. So if you’re looking for some hilarious moments and jaw-dropping misses, come join us and experience the ultimate in comedic finishing fails.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9879	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

FundieCraft: NoRedistributionNeeded

Benefits, car accident, college, college fund, Conflict, Conversation, deceased daughter, decision, education, family, FundieCraft, Grief, Honor, Inheritance, Memory, NoRedistributionNeeded, redistribution, scholarship, Siblings, Tragedy, UNFAIR

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we honor the memory of our fallen player, Morgan! Our server is filled with opportunities for fun and adventure, just like Morgan would have wanted.

Join us and explore our virtual world, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. Just like Morgan had big dreams of becoming a nurse, you too can pursue your passions in our server.

But beware, just like Morgan’s tragic car accident, there are dangers lurking around every corner in our Minecraft world. Watch out for creepers, zombies, and maybe even a drunk driver (okay, maybe not that last one, but you get the idea).

And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of the four scholarships worth $2500 each that we give out in Morgan’s memory every year. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky winner and get to pursue your dreams just like Morgan wanted to.

So come join us on our server, where we keep the memory of Morgan alive and kickin’. And remember, just like William, don’t be a sore loser if you don’t get all the college fund money you were hoping for. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	774	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MindBlownMinecraftSMP

amazing, Astonishing, Astounding, awe-inspiring, every time, eye-opening, fact, Fascinating, Incredible, jaw-dropping, learned, Mind Blowing, mind-boggling, MindBlownMinecraftSMP, Shocking.., still blows my mind, Surprising, think about, UNBELIEVABLE

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers to be your guide through the crazy adventures that await you. He’ll lead you on quests to find the legendary Diamond Bacon Sword and battle against evil mobs like the Zombie Chicken Army and the Creeper Kittens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature of them all – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame a Disco Sheep, it will lead you to a hidden realm filled with endless riches and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown with epic quests, hilarious characters, and a whole lot of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyCrackheads

addiction, amusement, amusing addictions, chuckling, comedic recollections, CraftyCrackheads, former cravings, former dependencies, former obsessions, funny memories, humorous addictions, humorous reflections, laughing at myself, Laughter, Nostalgia, old addictions, past fixations, past habits, past indulgences, Reminiscing, silly habits

Remember that time you were so addicted to eating raw potatoes that you started a potato cult in your backyard? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But now, it’s time to channel that addictive energy into something way more fun – our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, you’ll never look back.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let’s create some hilarious memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary diamond banana hidden deep within our pixelated world. See you there!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PlasticCraft: UN Chief Approves!

#sustainability, Approves, Biodiversity, chief, climate change, conservation, Convergence, environmental agreements, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, environmental regulations, global plastics treaty, International cooperation, marine life, ocean conservation, plastic pollution, plastic waste, PlasticCraft, pollution control, recycling, Sustainable development, UN environment chief, waste management

join dis minecraft server if u wanna be part of da biggest treaty eva!! we be converging on dem global plastics like a bunch of eco warriors! da UN environment chief be leading da charge, so u know it’s gonna be legit. come build ur own plastic-free paradise and show dem creepers who’s boss. plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret diamond block, u get to ride a unicorn into battle against da evil plastic monsters. don’t miss out on dis epic adventure, join now and save da world, one block at a time!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Crafty Block Party Minecraft Server

About to start, Ambitions, aspirations, Beginning, BLOCK, Crafty, dreams, finding direction, goals, Identity, Journey, life path, Minecraft, motivation, Party, personal growth, purpose, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, Server, Soul searching, What I am for

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They danced the night away and even taught the player some killer dance moves. Where else can you find that kind of entertainment in Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn sanctuary where players can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of glitter and rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a leprechaun riding a flying pig!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Farms Harvested:	296
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

15m wait to post? wtf? – Minecraft SMP

10x, 15m, 15m wait, Alpha, Biz, Community, cryptocurrency, Dead, discussion, finance, Forums, Good, internet, investing, message board, Minecraft, ONLINE, post, smp, social media, stocks, Trading, WAIT, WTF

Are you tired of waiting 15 whole minutes just to post on a boring old server? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the alpha you need! Forget about /biz/, that place is dead anyway. Our server is where all the cool kids hang out and make insane gains. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our wacky world filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the ride of your life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Animals Bred:	114
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Love Letters Sent:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ExGFExposed: AITA MineCraft Server

aita, awkward, Boundaries, college, Communication, Confrontation, DATING, Deception, Decision making, ex, ExGFExposed, Girlfriend, high school, Honesty, instagram, Minecraft, partner, past, perspective, relationship, Server, social media, suspicion

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama follows you even in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters and awkward moments, just like the time OP ran into her ex-boyfriend and his current girlfriend at Target.

Experience the thrill of navigating social interactions in a pixelated universe, where saying the wrong thing can lead to unfollows on TikTok and mysterious views on your TikTok profile. Who knew that a simple hello could lead to such chaos?

So, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and provides endless entertainment, look no further! Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and hilarious misunderstandings. And remember, always be prepared to explain your high school dating history to strangers in the virtual world – you never know what might happen next!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	355
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SpookySMP – Halloween Vibes

apple bobbing, autumn celebrations, candy corn, costume party, dressing up, fall festivities, festive treats, ghost stories, Halloween, halloween night, Halloween plans, Halloween traditions, haunted house, jack-o-lanterns, Plans, pumpkin carving, scary movies, spooky decorations, SpookySMP, Trick or Treat, Trick or treating, VIBES

Are you tired of the same old boring Halloween parties? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for the spookiest Halloween experience of your life!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the haunted forests of our server, when suddenly, a group of zombie pigmen start a flash mob dance party. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant creeper-shaped piñata drops from the sky, filled with diamonds and enchanted gear!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ghost of Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Halloween night, challenging players to a build battle for the chance to win a lifetime supply of pumpkin pie.

So ditch the boring costume parties and join us for a Halloween celebration like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	New Chunks Explored:	284715
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Void Gems Collected:	31
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MineCraftAddict

daily activities, daily essentials, daily habits, daily must-haves, daily necessities, daily practices, daily rituals, daily rituals for happiness, daily rituals for productivity, daily rituals for success, daily rituals for well-being, daily routine, daily routine habits, daily self care, daily traditions, essential rituals, habits, MinecraftAddict, morning routine, must-do rituals, self-care

Do you ever find yourself waking up in the morning and thinking, “Man, I just can’t start my day without logging onto the most epic Minecraft server in existence”? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky dreams!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground base where we breed rainbow-colored sheep! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing chaos and keeping things interesting.

But that’s not all – we have daily rituals that will make your Minecraft experience truly unforgettable. From sacrificing diamonds to the Minecraft gods for good luck to hosting a weekly llama race around the server, there’s always something crazy happening on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server and have songs sung about your epic adventures for generations to come!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Dragons Tamed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SushiCraft: Oops, Wrong Server!

Asia-Pacific region, captain, China, Defense, destroyer, Diplomatic tension, east asia, foreign affairs, international relations, Japan, maritime boundaries, maritime incident, Military, military discipline, naval vessel, Oops, political controversy, sacked, SECURITY, Server, SushiCraft, territorial dispute, Waters, wrong

LOLZ JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE A JAPAN DESTROYER GOIN INTO CHINA WATERS, BUT IN MINECRAFT! CAPTAIN GETS SACKED BUT U WON’T CUZ U BE BUILDIN EPIC CASTLES N STUFF. COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT! MAYBE U’LL FIND A HIDDEN TREASURE OR GET ATTACKED BY CREEPERS, WHO KNOWS?! JUST JOIN AND FIND OUT! #EPICMINECRAFTADVENTURES #CAPTAINSACKED #LOLZ

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Blocky Head Spin Fun

3D head pose, 5D rotation representation, Artificial Intelligence, blocky, computer vision, deep learning, facial analysis, facial landmark detection, facial orientation, facial pose estimation, facial pose recognition, facial pose tracking, facial recognition, Fun, head movement tracking, Head pose estimation, head pose tracking, head tracking, image processing, machine learning, pose estimation, rotation estimation, SPIN

are u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well come join our server where u can use ur head to control ur character! that’s right, no more boring keyboard and mouse controls, just use ur head movements to run, jump, and fight!

we use advanced 5D rotation representation technology to accurately track and translate ur head movements into in-game actions. it’s like virtual reality but without the expensive equipment!

imagine the look on ur friends’ faces when they see u effortlessly dodging arrows and creepers with just a flick of ur head. they’ll be begging to join our server and experience the ultimate head pose estimation gameplay.

so what are u waiting for? join now and show off ur head control skills in a whole new way!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dimension Hops:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Magic Items Found:	6980
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Zombie Apocalypse Survival Camp on Azera – Where the only thing semi-vanilla is the ice cream!

Abilities, Apocalypse, armor, auraskills, Azera, Builders, Camp, Central Shopping District, communities, cream, Custom Items, Discord Linking, Dynmap, Farming, Friendly, Ice, Machines, Magic, Player Shops, Ranks, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Slimefun, Staff, Survival, Towny, Whitelist, zombie

Server Version	1.20.6-1.20.* (Java)
Server IP	play.azera.xyz

Website: https://azera.xyz

Dynmap: https://azera.xyz:8192

Discord: https://discord.gg/9EjfTX96wa

About Us Azera is a new Minecraft server, dedicated to creating a familiar but new Minecraft experience. Through custom ranks, skills, magic and machines we’re everything you love about vanilla Minecraft, plus a little sprinkle of something new.

Community is very important to us, with this, all players have a say as to what goes on with the server. The owners and staff are on frequently so if you ever run into issues someone is always almost available to help!

Our Values Welcoming – We’re committed to creating a diverse environment where all players can feel welcomed, included and accepted. We welcome everyone, from people who are more interested in Redstone, Farming to Builders or people more focused on Community, such as setting up towns.

Stability – We use top of the line, dedicated hardware to ensure your experience is stable. The owner is an experienced software developer and sys admin, so if there’s ever an issue, you can be sure it’ll be fixed promptly.

Updates – We release frequent updates, keeping the experience fresh. We’re also committed to updating to the latest version of Minecraft as soon as possible.

Some of Our Features

Towny, Using Towny you can build sprawling cities with diverse citizens and build styles.
SlimeFun, Slimefun allows the creation of complex machines, tools, armor, and more. With custom items being added on player requests!
AuraSkills, A skills system that allows you to gain new abilities by playing the game!
Dynmap, allowing you to preview our whole world & some great builds from players.
Player Shops, Based around a central shopping district, players are encouraged to create and sell tools, custom armor, and whatever they please.
Discord Linking, Talk to people in game, even if you may not be there yourself. Also areas to share your builds, and talk about anything you want!
Friendly, experienced and helpful staff, who respect players and use their permissions fairly.

We’re an open server with no whitelist, so if you’re interested, feel free to join!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do I need to be whitelisted to join?	No, the server is open to all players.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, we have custom ranks, skills, magic, machines, and more to enhance gameplay.
How often are updates released?	We release frequent updates to keep the experience fresh for players.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, we have a Discord server where players can chat, share builds, and more.

“

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Eye for an Eye Minecraft Server

consequences, consequences of actions, crime, criminal justice, cultural practices, Ethics, Eye, eye for an eye, Fairness, judicial system, justice system, law enforcement, legal consequences, legal philosophy, Legal System, Minecraft, morality, punishment, punishment fitting the crime, RETALIATION, Retribution, Server, societal norms

Are you tired of living in a world where justice is served with a side of revenge? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a world where if someone steals your diamonds, you have the right to steal their entire house! That’s right, we believe in the good ol’ “eye for an eye” justice system, Minecraft style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that it can lay explosive eggs and shoot lasers from its eyes. Defeat the Ender Chicken and claim its riches for yourself, but beware, for it is said that those who dare to challenge the mighty bird may never be the same again.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where justice is served with a side of chaos and a sprinkle of insanity. Who knows what adventures await you in this wild and wacky land!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	436
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5