Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t find any hardcore torture porn snuff films playing at the box office! Our server is a safe haven for all races, genders, and species (yes, even creepers are welcome).

Join us if you want to escape the madness of society and build your own utopia in the blocky world of Minecraft. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama dance party.

So why wait? Join us now and help us prove that Minecraft is the answer to all of life’s problems (except maybe creeper explosions, those are still pretty annoying). Let’s build a world where everyone can live in peace, harmony, and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Gods Slained: 0
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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