Don’t Mean To Bearpost Minecraft SMP

Don’t Mean To Bearpost Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves, trust us). Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek (just be careful, he’s a sore loser).

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and diamond-filled shenanigans!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 135 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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