Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no surprises? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other.

Imagine logging on to find your house filled with liquid poop and plants in the sinks – courtesy of your mom who never closes the doggy door! But don’t worry, she also left behind some amazing crafting projects for you to admire.

With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop. So why wait? Join now for a gaming experience you’ll never forget (or maybe want to forget)!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Farms Harvested: 933
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
Towns Built: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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