Are you tired of being judged for not liking dogs? Do you want a safe space where you can DIY without the fear of being sniffed by a random yellow lab? Then come join our Minecraft server, where dogs are strictly prohibited and assholes are welcomed with open arms!

We promise that no one will tell you to “just be okay with dogs” or call you an asshole for simply wanting to shop in peace. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of dealing with overzealous dog owners.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can build and craft without the fear of being judged, join us now! And remember, on our server, the only sniffing allowed is the scent of victory as you conquer the virtual world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 79
Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 9
Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • SisSaver Minecraft Server

    SisSaver Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing work, family, and responsibilities just like the OP in this post! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and creativity.

    Reasons to join our server: 1. Need a break from being the responsible older sibling? Come build and explore with us! 2. Tired of family drama and conflicting schedules? Our server is a drama-free zone where you can relax and have fun. 3. Want to escape the pressures of being the main contributor in your household? Let us take you on a virtual journey where you can be whoever you want to be.

    Join us now and let’s build a world where responsibilities are a thing of the past and fun is the only priority!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • HouseMortgageDrama

    HouseMortgageDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoasters in our virtual theme park.

    Imagine this: you move into a virtual house with your Minecraft fiance, only to find out it was previously owned by his ex! But wait, there’s more – she’s still reaping the benefits while you’re stuck paying the mortgage. Talk about a creeper explosion!

    But fear not, because on our server, you can build your dream home without any ex-related mortgage drama. Join us and claim your virtual kingdom, where you make the rules and the only pre-foreclosure notices you’ll receive are from pesky zombies trying to invade your pixelated paradise.

    So why wait? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just remember, in this world, the only limit is your imagination – and maybe the occasional exploding creeper.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Gods Slained: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 83
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • NostalgiaCraft SMP

    NostalgiaCraft SMP
    Remember the good old days of playing Minecraft with your friends, building epic structures and battling mobs together? Well, get ready to relive those memories on our totally legit and not-at-all chaotic Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental creeper explosion.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have the most epic community of players who are always up for a good time. Need someone to help you defeat the Ender Dragon? We got you covered. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? We can make that happen. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is a regular player (he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him).

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the bowels of our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Only the bravest and most daring players dare to seek out this legendary loot, but if you’re up for the challenge, then come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of fun, laughter, and maybe just a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • NudeCrafters

    NudeCrafters
    Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is filled with naked players running around, building epic structures with nothing but their pixelated bodies. From towering castles to intricate redstone contraptions, our players have truly mastered the art of Minecraft… in the nude.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have learned how to speak English and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against them? The choice is yours.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who have a taste for naked flesh.

    So come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing more impressive than our builds is our lack of clothing. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Potions Brewed: 87 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • RupeeRaiders Minecraft Server

    RupeeRaiders Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where the indian rupee is so low it’s practically underground! foreign banks be throwin’ dollar bids left and right, makin’ the economy go cray cray! but don’t worry, in our server, you can trade diamonds for rupees and become the richest player in all the land! who needs real money when you can be ballin’ in minecraft, amirite? so come on down and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it…unless you lose all your diamonds to a sneaky creeper, then you might regret it a little bit. but hey, that’s just part of the adventure!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Ores Mined: 6562 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • CricketCraft: Trans Activist Edition

    CricketCraft: Trans Activist Edition
    so, like, this server is, like, totally off the hook, man. we got trans activists who, like, release thousands of live crickets to, like, disrupt anti-trans conferences in london. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta join to see it for yourself.

    imagine logging on and seeing a swarm of crickets taking over the server, causing chaos and confusion everywhere. it’s, like, a wild party that you don’t wanna miss out on.

    plus, the community here is, like, super supportive and inclusive. we don’t tolerate any hate or discrimination, so you can feel safe and welcomed no matter who you are.

    come join us and be a part of the craziest, most fun minecraft server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 231 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Hate Speech Detector: MTL Madness

    Hate Speech Detector: MTL Madness
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have unicorns riding pigs and flying llamas shooting rainbow lasers! our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox!

    we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a portal to a dimension where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards! but beware, the evil wizard’s spells might turn you into a chicken for a day!

    our community is filled with friendly players who love to build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks and have epic dance parties in the town square!

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures in minecraft history!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7437 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Emeralds Found: 2301 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Rede-SolGleems

    Rede-SolGleems

    RedeSolGleems is an innovative ranking server in new versions! With our oriental ranking, we guarantee that you will have a lot of fun on our network! If you have any questions, we are happy to help you. The Server was founded by our owner StateCanaNoe and is managed by Rafael_Auler and Olivera.

    We have vacancies on the team so join us on discord and have lots of fun

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 19 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Block Party Minecraft Server

    Block Party Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict “No NIGGERS allowed” policy… just kidding! We don’t discriminate here, unless you’re a creeper trying to blow up our builds.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that is as tight-knit as a pair of enchanted diamond leggings.

    Rumor has it that our server is actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization where the villagers were actually master builders who could create entire cities with just a flick of their pickaxe.

    But beware, there are whispers of a legendary Ender Dragon who roams the server, challenging players to epic battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, blocky world. And remember, the only thing we discriminate against here is bad building skills.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Is vr worth it just for productivity tasks? Minecraft SMP

    Is vr worth it just for productivity tasks? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old productivity tasks in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of productivity… in a virtual world! Need to write a report? Just build a giant tower out of blocks instead! Need to organize your schedule? Just create a redstone contraption to do it for you! The possibilities are endless in our wacky and wild server. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a productivity coach in disguise, ready to help you conquer your to-do list once and for all. So why wait? Join now and start getting stuff done… in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Endless Legions Commanded: 20
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • RegretCraft SMP: OofMomentz

    RegretCraft SMP: OofMomentz
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to regret anything again! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. We have diamond blocks growing on trees, creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding, and villagers that will trade you enchanted golden apples for dirt. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Emeralds Found: 3895
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Crafty Catchphrase

    Crafty Catchphrase
    Are you tired of being a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate noob-friendly paradise! We have diamond armor raining from the sky, creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding, and a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited cake (seriously, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with cake). Join us and become the reigning champion of all things blocky and pixelated!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Buildings Constructed: 30
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 New Chunks Explored: 874902

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Pixel Taliban: No Living Pics

    Pixel Taliban: No Living Pics
    Yo yo yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, the Afghan Taliban decided to ban all images of living things. Can you believe that? But fear not, on our server, you can build whatever the heck you want, whether it’s a giant statue of a dancing llama or a pixelated portrait of your pet rock. Join us now and let your creativity run wild! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Animals Bred: 95
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Ores Mined: 4668
    Void Armor Forged: 11 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Crafty Community Coop

    Crafty Community Coop
    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we make sure the well-being of communities, workers, and animals in food value chains is LIT AF. we got cows that do yoga, villagers that throw raves, and creepers that give out free hugs. join us for a wild ride and help us create a sustainable world where even the chickens are living their best lives. let’s get this bread, literally.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • What is the IP for Vegas Matt Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Vegas Matt Minecraft Server?

    Vegas Matt is a talented entertainer and entrepreneur based in Las Vegas. With a background in performing arts and event production, he has built a reputation for delivering high-energy and engaging performances. Vegas Matt is known for his charismatic stage presence and ability to connect with audiences of all sizes. In addition to his work as a performer, he is also a successful business owner, offering a range of entertainment services for events and venues throughout the Las Vegas area. Vegas Matt is passionate about bringing joy and excitement to his audiences and is dedicated to providing top-notch entertainment experiences.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Gods Slained: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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