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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 New Chunks Explored: 492616
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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