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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Demon Skulls Collected: 18
Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Elemental Crystals Collected: 28

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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