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Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
Treasure Maps Found: 11 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
Wilderness Tamed: 5 Chimeras Created: 4
Meteorites Collected: 3 Towns Built: 4
Epic Battles Fought: 20 Dragon Eggs Found: 3418

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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