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Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 60
Farms Harvested: 182 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
Runes Activated: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

New Minecraft Server
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