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Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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