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Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 30
Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

New Minecraft Server
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