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Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
Astral Projections Made: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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