Are you tired of getting catfished by ugly incels pretending to be girls in your country? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where everyone is required to use their real face as their skin. No more falling for those sneaky incels trying to steal your diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance battle, you’ll be granted access to the rarest loot in the game.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the mobs are the players themselves!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
Living Statues Befriended: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 384 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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