Are you tired of getting catfished by ugly incels pretending to be girls in your country? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where everyone is required to use their real face as their skin. No more falling for those sneaky incels trying to steal your diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance battle, you’ll be granted access to the rarest loot in the game.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the mobs are the players themselves!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Star Shards Collected: 184
Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Magic Items Found: 5530

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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