””/dmp/ – Derpy Minecraft SMP”” | New Minecraft Servers 2024

NephewCraft vs SisterSquad

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the crazy story of our server owner.

Picture this: a guardian uncle, two nephews, a girlfriend with four sisters, and a whole lot of drama. Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords.

Build your own virtual bedroom and bathroom, just like the ones in the basement renovation project that started it all. Will you choose the architect’s specs or go wild with your own design?

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a Taylor Swift concert (virtual, of course). Just remember, favoring your virtual nephews over your virtual girlfriend’s sisters might lead to some virtual drama.

So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? It’s a whole new level of entertainment.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3092
Alien Abductions:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftyRejects

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Have you ever tried eating a whole watermelon in one sitting and realized halfway through that maybe it wasn’t the best idea? Well, that’s how you’ll feel if you don’t join our epic Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re wandering through a virtual world filled with unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas, and talking creepers. You stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies are breakdancing and the skeletons are spinning records.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical potions that turn you into a giant chicken.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftyHalalCafe

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so, like, this server is like, the most lit place to play minecraft, like ever. we got crazy builds and epic minigames that will blow ur mind. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy of the server. join us and become part of the llama mafia, where u can trade diamonds for llama spit and rule the server with an iron hoof. also, we have a secret dungeon where u can battle giant chickens and ride pigs into battle. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MenacePixelmon

Adventure, alliances, Battles, Challenges, craftables, Economy, gameplay, Gyms, Jobs, Minecraft, mmorpg, Modded, Mods, Pixelmon, pokemon, PvE, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Rewards, Server, Spawners, Survival, Teams

Join MenacePixelmon: The Ultimate Pixelmon Minecraft Server! IP: menacepixelmon.arktivity.net

Why MenacePixelmon? Battles – Battle your friends or your enemies in good old fashion Poke Duals! Gyms – Conquer Poke gyms from around the map! Custom Craftables – Craft insane items, including untra pokeballs! Epic Rewards – Complete quests and challenges to earn awesome rewards! Form Teams – Create alliances and conquer the server with your crew! Jobs – Grab a job from spawn and start making money! Custom Spawners – No more boring vanilla spawners – we’ve spiced things up!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Survival Horizons

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Survival Horizons Server is meant to provide a friendly, fun and welcoming enviroment for everyone to engage in Minecraft gameplay.

IP Address – mc.survivalhorizons.net Map https://map.survivalhorizons.net Website – https://survivalhorizons.net Discord – https://discord.gg/survivalhorizons

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5780	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Vinland Adventure: Where even the pigs have mods! Join our newest forge-filled server now!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Main Mods
Create
AdAstra
Mekanism
Twilight Forest
Blood Magic
AE2
Aphoteosis
Productive bees
Alex’s Mobs
Awesome Dungeons (all)
CC
Dungeons now loading
Simply Swords
Lootr
FTB Chunks
Farmer’s Delight
MrCrayfish’s Furniture
Artifacts
Mutant Monsters

Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is the server about?	The server focuses on technical, factory, and exploration gameplay with a variety of mods.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server using the provided link for more information on how to join.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Rules and guidelines are available on the Discord server for all players to follow.
What mods are included in the server?	Main mods include Create, AdAstra, Mekanism, Twilight Forest, Blood Magic, AE2, and more.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Doesn’t Make Sense Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where logic goes out the window and chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you’re tired of trying to make sense of the world and just want to have a good time with like-minded individuals who also question the meaning of it all.

Our server is filled with crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are just as confused about life as you are. Need a break from reality? Come on over and immerse yourself in a world where nothing has to make sense.

Join us and embark on wild adventures, uncover hidden secrets, and maybe even discover the meaning of life (spoiler alert: it’s probably just a really good meme). So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	182
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Rainbow Warrior Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Star Shards Collected:	254
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CookCraftCo

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food compatibility in relationships! Are you tired of spending hours crafting the perfect meal in-game, only for your partner to turn up their nose at it like it’s a creeper about to explode? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all flavors and spices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of cooking up a storm in Minecraft, only to have your virtual spouse appreciate every bite like it’s the last pork chop in the world. Our community is filled with foodies who understand that in-game cooking is a love language, and we don’t settle for anything less than a full belly and a happy heart.

Don’t be stuck in a virtual kitchen with someone who thinks a spoonful of broth is the plague – join our server and find your culinary soulmate! Who knows, you might even meet someone who appreciates your pixelated creations more than your real-life partner ever could. So come on, grab your diamond sword and your golden carrots, and let’s cook up some fun together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mines Excavated:	1913
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

RegretfulCraft: No Prostitute Villagers Allowed

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can battle dragons with nothing but a carrot, ride pigs into battle, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

Our server is so epic, even men who lost their virginity to a prostitute have found solace and redemption here. That’s right, our server is so magical, it can even heal the wounds of a broken heart!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MissileDefenseCraft

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lol so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it’s like having 100 troops deploy to operate anti-missile systems in israel? well, u r in luck cuz our server is just as intense and action-packed as that! join us for crazy battles and heightened tensions that will have u on the edge of ur blocky seat. come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Nail Clipping Simulator

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Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis lit Minecraft server, lemme tell ya why you gotta hop on dis train ASAP! So like, did you know that on dis server, your fingernails and hair make a noise when they grow?! It’s like, so tiny and slow that you can’t even hear it, but it’s happenin’ man! And like, that’s just the tip of the iceberg, bruh.

On dis server, we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs, and cows that can do the moonwalk like MJ! We even got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie all night long. And if that ain’t enough to make you wanna join, then get this – we got a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold blocks just waiting for you to find it!

So what are you waitin’ for, homie? Come join us on dis wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible and the fun never stops! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Exploding Creepers SMP 1.21: Explosive Fun for All! Join now for a blast with friends and new adventures!

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Charged Creeper Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Lite RPG Experience
Excellent QoL	Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps
Voting System
Player Owned Economy	Sell items at your own price
Cross-Platform Play	Play with friends on different MC versions via ViaVersion and Geyser
Informative Discord	Discord-to-Minecraft chatting
Custom Help Menu	Available 24/7 for assistance

Website: chargedcreeper.com Discord Channel: discord.com/invite/CUFC7VNr5u Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com Bedrock Port: 25566

Charged Creeper Minecraft Server FAQ

Q: Is the server whitelisted?

A: No, the server is not whitelisted. Feel free to join anytime!

Q: Can I play with friends on different platforms?

A: Yes, you can play with friends on different Minecraft versions using ViaVersion and Geyser.

Q: What rewards do I get from the voting system?

A: You will receive a Voting Crate Key and a pinata for additional rewards.

Q: Is there a player-owned economy on the server?

A: Yes, you can sell items at your chosen price in the player-owned economy.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Star Shards Collected:	121	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Cute but Weak Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your strength and power? Look no further than our server, where even Gilgamesh himself would be impressed by your skills! Our server is filled with cute players who may seem weak at first, but don’t be fooled – they’re just waiting to unleash their inner warriors and dominate the game. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs Gilgamesh when you’ve got us?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Astral Projections Made:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SMP Minecraft Daily Kouiu no ga Ii Chapter 2 Sometimes Goodbyes and Drinks are Unavoidable

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do what we want, when we want, with whoever we want! It’s like a love hotel for gamers, where you can build relationships and have a good time together without any labels holding you back.

Join us for some comfy love and lots of blocky adventures. Who needs past relationships when you can join us and find your new Minecraft soulmate? Maybe you’ll meet your in-game love interest while building a giant pixel art heart together.

Murata and Tomoka found each other through a game online, just like you could find your new best friend or maybe something more on our server. So come join us and let’s create some epic love stories in the world of Minecraft! Chapter 1 of your new adventure starts now.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Falling into the Void:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23