Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on Tengu Edition where English-speaking VTubers come together to create some epic content.

We’ve got a Twitch Clips Guide that will have you laughing until you cry, Koikatsu cards that will make your jaw drop, and Ref Sheets that will leave you questioning reality.

But that’s not all! We’ve got drama hotter than a Nether portal, chickens that are more entertaining than any mob, and a Tiermaker that will have you ranking things you never thought possible.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on Tengu Edition for a wild ride that you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world of VTubers and Minecraft madness!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Stormy Lagoon: Where even the creepers have a 401k plan

    Stormy Lagoon: Where even the creepers have a 401k plan
    Stormy Lagoon <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/blade-music/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Welcome to Stormy Lagoon Minecraft Server

    Server Details:

    Version
    Server IP play.stormylagoon.com
    Bedrock Port 25566 (No port needed for Java)
    Discord Join our Discord server
    Discord Username Duvahl
    Tiktok Follow us on Tiktok

    What Sets Us Apart?

    • Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
    • Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
    • Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
    • Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
    • No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
    • Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
    • Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
    • Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
    • Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
    • Consensual PvP. We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
    • Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
    • Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
    • Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Star Shards Collected: 191
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Crafty VShojo+ Minecraft Server

    Crafty VShojo+ Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on /vsj+/ where the virtual insanity never stops! Our players are like Russian Roulette with cards – you never know who’s gonna survive the next game of Liar’s Bar. Watch as Haruka, heavenly, and Ruben risk it all for the ultimate thrill!

    But wait, there’s more! Geega is playing Thronefall, but with a twist – there are cats involved! And Henya is live, ready to tackle Silent Hill 2… if she can stop yapping long enough to actually start playing. It’s a wild ride on our server, where anything can happen.

    Join our crew of VShojo legends like Froot, GEEGA, Hime, and more as they navigate the virtual world with style and sass. And don’t forget to keep things comfy and civil by reporting bait and being excellent to each other – or else you might just end up like one of our unlucky players in Liar’s Bar!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness on our Minecraft server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your survival instincts – you’re gonna need ’em!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6928 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 647

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft SMP – /creeper/ – Exploding Minecraft General

    Minecraft SMP – /creeper/ – Exploding Minecraft General
    Welcome to the most cryptic and gem-tastic Minecraft SMP out there! Join us on /sug/ – Steven Universe GeneralCryptic Gems Edition for a wild ride filled with gemstone generators, sonas, and a crew blog that will make your head spin faster than a corrupted gem!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Ronaldo from Keep Beach City Weird stumbled upon our server and uncovered a hidden gem (pun intended) that led him on a quest to unravel the mysteries of the Gemstone Generator. Legend has it that those who dare to join our SMP will be blessed with the power to create their own gemsonas and rule the Minecraft world with their gem-like abilities.

    But wait, there’s more! Rebecca Sugar herself has blessed our server with her Streamily presence, offering exclusive insights and behind-the-scenes looks at the making of Steven Universe. And if that’s not enough to convince you, Raven Molisee’s SU works are on sale for a limited time only, so you better hop on this gem-filled bandwagon before it’s too late!

    So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, don your gemsona, and join us on /sug/ – Steven Universe GeneralCryptic Gems Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of the Gemstone Generator and become the ultimate gem master of the SMP world!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DoubleDineDrama

    DoubleDineDrama
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family dinner on Nan’s birthday? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, shouting matches, and eye-avoiding glares!

    Just like the family in this story, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. You never know when someone will yell at you for not “mucking in like everybody else” or accuse you of being a tight arse for not paying double what you actually owe.

    But don’t worry, we promise you won’t have to split the bill “down the middle” like this dysfunctional family. Instead, you can just pay for what you’ve consumed and maybe chip in for Nan’s meal (she eats for free, of course).

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server experience that’s as unpredictable as a family dinner gone wrong, join us now! Who knows, you might even end up rolling your eyes at yourself for being difficult/different/a tight arse, etc. 😉

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 183 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • QuoteCraft SMP

    QuoteCraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be quoting “Creeper, aw man” all day long! Our server is filled with explosive surprises and unexpected twists that will have you laughing your blocky butt off. Plus, our community is so hilarious, you’ll be ROFLing in the chat non-stop. So come join us and let’s make some meme-worthy memories together!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Runes Activated: 8 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Magic Items Found: 7392 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyRegretz

    CraftyRegretz
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting off a TNT trap while trying to mine for diamonds, only to have a herd of angry llamas come charging at you for revenge! Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    Witness players trying to build the tallest tower in the world, only to have it come crashing down because they forgot to put supports in place. It’s like a real-life game of Jenga, but with more explosions and less crying (hopefully).

    So come on down to our server and join in on the chaos and laughter. Who knows, you might just have your own “I shouldn’t have said that” moment that will have everyone laughing for days. See you there!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 2938
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Dark Rituals Completed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GroundZero

    GroundZero

    About GroundZero Survive the Horde – Step into an intense modded Minecraft Zombie Apocalypse where every night becomes more dangerous. Fight hordes of unique zombies and discover hidden loot rooms full of rare items. Explore abandoned cities and find secret traders offering exclusive weapons and equipment. Airdrops appear regularly with valuable loot, but beware: others are also preying on them. Build your base, gather resources and work together to survive. Are you ready to brave the endless night and unravel the secrets of this devastated world?

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 10 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Empires MC

    Empires MC

    Join Empires MC, the ultimate Towny server! Experience epic piñata parties, build empires, and enjoy endless fun with friends. Adventure, community events, and much more await you!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 28 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Villages Defended: 7
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43 Lost Souls Rescued: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Broomstix – The Server Where Flying Only Happens on Sundays

    Broomstix – The Server Where Flying Only Happens on Sundays
    IP Address play.broomstix.net
    Default Ports N/A
    Discord Server https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
    Online In-game Map https://map.broomstix.net/

    Features:

    • Running on latest Minecraft version: 1.21 Tricky Trials
    • Bedrock and Java cross-play
    • Hard difficulty
    • Custom enchantments
    • Teleport mobs with lead
    • Free fly on Sundays
    • ProtectionStones for land claiming
    • Bartering economy system
    • No griefing
    • Main PvP arena with keep inventory
    • Random teleportation in overworld
    • In-game messaging, homes, player teleportation
    • Minecraft-Discord integration
    • Responsive staff
    • Voting ranks and rewards
    • Server shops, public market, tutorial warps

    FAQ:

    Q: Can I play on this server with Bedrock edition? A: Yes, Bedrock and Java players can play together without needing a Java account.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on this server? A: No, griefing is not allowed on this server.

    Q: Do you offer in-game economy system? A: Yes, there is a bartering economy system in place.

    Q: Are there special features like custom enchantments? A: Yes, the server offers custom enchantments.

    Q: How can I claim land on the server? A: You can use ProtectionStones for land claiming.

    Q: Is PvP enabled on this server? A: Yes, there is a main PvP arena with keep inventory.

    Q: Are there any special events or promotions on the server? A: Yes, there are voting ranks and rewards available for players.

    Q: Can I interact with the community through Discord while away from the game? A: Yes, there is Minecraft-Discord integration for community interaction.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Dimension Hops: 12
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Evil Villain Minecraft Server

    Evil Villain Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is run by the most evil villain in video game history! Join us if you dare to face off against the ultimate baddie who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience a living nightmare.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane challenges like fighting off hordes of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords and navigating through a maze filled with exploding chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to defeat the most evil villain in video game history. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs along the way.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • ””You Think You Know Me”” Minecraft SMP

    ””You Think You Know Me”” Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

    Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to welcome you to the server in their own unique way. And if you manage to survive, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils. Who needs a boring old dog when you can have a fire-breathing lizard as a companion?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky enough to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there).

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Mines Excavated: 1076
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 68 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Zombie Dances: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • DinnerDitcher’s Minecraft Server

    DinnerDitcher’s Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the social pressures of real life and enjoy some alone time in the virtual world!

    Tired of your partner constantly inviting friends over for dinner and drinks? Join our server and build your own virtual steak dinner while playing video games alone – no unexpected guests allowed!

    Need some relaxation after a hectic vacation with extended family? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and recharge without any social obligations.

    Don’t feel guilty for wanting some alone time – on our server, it’s encouraged! Join now and enjoy the peace and quiet of your own virtual world. Who needs friends when you have Minecraft?

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Demon Skulls Collected: 25 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Dimension Hops: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • BabyBumpBucks

    BabyBumpBucks
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the twists and turns of a soap opera right in the comfort of your own blocky world.

    Join now to witness the epic tale of twin sisters, one dating a deadbeat dad and the other caught in the middle of a family feud. Will the pregnant sister’s baby have half the DNA of her judgmental twin? Will the deadbeat dad step up and prove everyone wrong? Find out on our server, where the drama never stops!

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected plot twists, heated arguments, and jaw-dropping revelations that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild ride – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 197 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CelebrityScape SMP

    CelebrityScape SMP
    Are you tired of seeing celebrities getting away with all their shenanigans scot-free? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and take matters into your own hands! In our server, you can build elaborate traps and dungeons to finally catch those pesky celebs and make them pay for their crimes. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where they’ve been hiding all their scandalous secrets! Join now and be the hero we all need in this crazy celebrity-filled world.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Holy Grails Found: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MysteryCraft: Unraveling the Universe

    MysteryCraft: Unraveling the Universe
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with mysteries waiting to be unraveled.

    Ever wondered why creepers explode or why Endermen are so dang tall? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to uncover the answers to all of Minecraft’s biggest mysteries. Dive deep into the lore of the game and discover secrets that will blow your mind.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join its quest for the ultimate blocky treasure. Rumor has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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