DivorceCraft: Splitting the Loot

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of financial planning even in the virtual world? Look no further than our server, where we take account sharing to a whole new level!

Join us and experience the thrill of splitting your retirement fund with your in-game spouse if one of you happens to die first. But wait, there’s a twist – if your in-game spouse decides to remarry, you’ll only get half of your retirement fund, because let’s face it, their new virtual partner should have their own financial plan!

Don’t worry about your hard-earned virtual retirement going to waste on someone else’s in-game shopping spree. Join our server and protect your virtual assets for the future of your virtual children, who may or may not exist one day after your in-game demise.

So come on, join us and be a part of the most financially responsible Minecraft server out there. Who knew retirement planning could be so entertaining?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Divine Spears Created:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

GrossButYum SMP

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave a place where the only rule is to have fun and be as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night? Then come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only currency is diamonds and the only goal is to build the most outrageous structures you can imagine!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear sunglasses, and the villagers throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Our server is like a mix between Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a circus run by clowns on unicycles.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden dungeons with epic loot, and even a giant chicken that lays golden eggs (seriously, it’s a thing). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe of infinite durability.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many exploding TNT traps). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might just find yourself addicted to our server like a zombie to brains.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftyLiesMC

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That you can’t find a unicorn in Minecraft! But on our server, not only can you find unicorns, but you can ride them into battle against a horde of evil chickens! That’s right, our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Army, led by the one and only Sparklehooves. Join us for epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and the chance to prove once and for all that unicorns are real (in Minecraft at least)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the magical madness begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

aggressors, anti-semitism, assault, community outrage, CraftyCraze, criminal justice, Criminals., european crime, France, hate crime, Jewish woman, knife attack, law enforcement, Minecraft, news report, Paris, Police investigation, Public Safety, religious discrimination., SECURITY, Server, Victim, violence

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild ride through a jungle of craziness! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes!

one time, a group of knife-wielding aggressors tried to attack a Jewish woman in Paris, but she was actually a secret ninja warrior and she took them all down with a single punch! now she’s the queen of the server and she’s always throwing epic parties with unlimited cake and fireworks.

if u join this server, u’ll never be bored again! we have secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a hidden underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Meteorites Collected:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ores Mined:	8811
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftyBomberBrigade

Air Force, aircraft, Aviation, BOMBER, Bomber Brigade, Brigade, CraftyBomberBrigade, Defense, eastern europe, fighter jets, French, French Jets, international relations, jets, Military, military aviation, national defense, SECURITY, Ukraine, Ukrainian Air Force, warplanes

so, liek, this server is lit af cuz we got ukrainian air force pilots flyin french jets in minecraft. u kno, cuz why not? u can join and be part of this epic brigade, flying high in the sky and droppin bombs on creepers and stuff. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. plus, u get to wear cool pilot uniforms and have top secret missions to complete. so come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auction, Auto-mine, battle pass, Buyer, cryptocurrency, custom enchantments, custom generation, Deadtime, Enchanting totems, Events, Master keys, Minecraft, private blocks, Server, unique mechanics, Unique TNT, Version 1.16.5, WIPE TODAY

DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Blocky Boobies Minecraft Server

acceptance, beauty standards, big tits, blocky, body positivity, body shaming, boobies, Confidence, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, fat tits, fetish, gender equality, Individuality, Minecraft, objectification, personal preference, self love, Self-expression, Server, Sexuality, societal norms, taboo

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the tits! Literally. We have giant pixelated boobs scattered all over the map for you to marvel at. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who are obsessed with building massive statues of themselves out of diamond blocks? Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, big fat tits!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Candle SMP – Bobo’s Revenge

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us if you dare, because on our server, the mobs are not your average zombies and creepers. Oh no, we’ve got zombie chickens that shoot fireballs and creepers that explode into confetti. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. And if you manage to tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So why should you join our server? Because I fucking dare you. Come for the insane mobs, stay for the diamond-pooping pigs. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and you won’t regret a single minute spent in our wacky world.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	346	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

StepSibSquadCraft

blended family, family bonding, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family connections, family dynamics, family love, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family time, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, grandkid time, Grandparents, half siblings, step siblings, stepfamily, StepSibSquadCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where grandparents play favorites and stepfamily BBQs are a must-attend event.

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, just like our player who juggles time between loving grandparents and a stepfamily that’s always up for a BBQ. Will you choose to include everyone in grandparent time, or will you keep it exclusive like a VIP club? The choice is yours!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to explore a world where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion. Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BlockLifeAccepted

acceptance, BlockLifeAccepted, Emotional healing, inner peace, introspection, letting go, life journey, life lessons, mindfulness, moving forward, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-realization

Have you accepted that your life is lacking in epic adventures, thrilling quests, and hilarious shenanigans? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to change all that!

Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance parties with creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will fight by your side and lay delicious eggs for you to feast on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land filled with talking llamas and flying pigs. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Star Shards Collected:	166
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Kraicraft: Drone Demolition

air defense, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, defense systems, demolition, Destroys, drone, eastern europe, international relations, Kraicraft, Krasnodar Krai, Military, military equipment, military operation, russia, SECURITY, Shahed drones, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian Army, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian army destroys 400 shahed drones in russia’s krasnodar krai EVERY DAY!!! if u like explosions and chaos, this is the server for u! we have crazy battles and epic quests that will make ur head spin! plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep u laughing all day long. so what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Taste Bud Adventures

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Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got magical unicorns dat poop out diamonds and rainbows. like, who wouldn’t wanna ride a sparkly unicorn into battle, amirite?

Also, our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who give u super powers like flying and shooting fireballs outta ur butt. it’s lit, fam.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and throw epic dance parties? yeah, it’s wild.

So, if u wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server ever, come join us and let’s get weird together. Trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Calorie Cut Craft

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so like, u wanna live longer? well dis server is da key to immortality, bro! we got mice studies dat show eatin less can like, make u live FOREVER. like, who needs weight loss when u can just eat less and be immortal? join now and unlock da secrets of longevity through caloric restriction. our server is like, da fountain of youth but in Minecraft form. come join us and be forever young, my dudes. #immortality #caloricrestriction #minecraftlife

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Welcome to Enival, where trust is as rare as diamonds and the community is as vanilla as our SMP server!

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Server Name	Enival
Server Type	Semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server
Launch Date	Few weeks ago

Overview:

Enival is a fresh, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. The server offers proximity chat for a more immersive experience, allows players to suggest and vote on changes, and has a whitelist system to keep griefers out. It also includes a few quality-of-life mods/datapacks for a better gameplay experience and does not have teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience.

FAQ:

What is Enival?

Enival is a semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server that launched a few weeks ago, looking for more players.

What features does Enival offer?

Proximity chat for an immersive experience
A small, chill community to hang out with
Voting and suggestion system for server changes
Whitelist application process to keep griefers out
Quality-of-life mods/datapacks for an enhanced gameplay
No teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience

How can I join Enival?

To join Enival, you can check out the server’s world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969 and apply in the Discord server at https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Shitty Pizza Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of bland, boring pizza that tastes nothing like your nonna used to make? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server serves up the most authentic Italian pizza you’ll ever taste! Our virtual pizzeria is run by a team of nonnas who have been perfecting their recipes for generations. Join our server and indulge in a slice of nostalgia (and pepperoni) like never before! Trust us, your taste buds will thank you.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Void Gems Collected:	20	New Chunks Explored:	853829

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Bet On Minecraft SMP

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🤣 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever! Join us for a magical adventure where Harry is a swarthy white dude (or maybe half South Asian, who knows), Hermione is a black queen, and Ron is a ginger goofball who’s even dumber and lamer than usual. Dumbledore is a white dude, but his fabulous homosexuality is front and center (played by the one and only Ben Daniels).

Snape is an East Asian or hapa hottie (Henry Golding or that dude from Warrior), McGonagall is a fierce black woman (Adjoa Andoh slaying the game), and Lupin is just your average white dude. Nymphadora is an East Asian cutie, the Malfoys are even more bigoted and white (Tom Felton is Lucius, of course), and Hagrid is a big black dude (think the guy from Sweet Tooth).

Voldemort is a white incel (think teenage DJ Qualls, yikes), Pettigrew is just your average white guy, and Sirius is a “badboy” South Asian (played by Sayid from Lost or Vilgefortz from The Witcher). Bellatrix, being related to Sirius, is also South Asian and fierce as heck.

Neville might be white, but who knows, he might get poo’d (😂), Cedric is a mulatto dreamboat, Filch is a creepy white dude, and the Hogwarts student and faculty body is a wild mix of 50% white, 40% black, and 10% everything else. Come join the chaos and let’s make some magical memories together! ✨🧙‍♂️🔮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	330	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Ores Mined:	4965

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!