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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 2851 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 854293 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Join us and experience the thrill of splitting your retirement fund with your in-game spouse if one of you happens to die first. But wait, there’s a twist – if your in-game spouse decides to remarry, you’ll only get half of your retirement fund, because let’s face it, their new virtual partner should have their own financial plan!
Don’t worry about your hard-earned virtual retirement going to waste on someone else’s in-game shopping spree. Join our server and protect your virtual assets for the future of your virtual children, who may or may not exist one day after your in-game demise.
So come on, join us and be a part of the most financially responsible Minecraft server out there. Who knew retirement planning could be so entertaining?