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| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 9773 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 16 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 134 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 21 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 10 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
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