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| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 503 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2577 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
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