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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 8822 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
Join us for a drama-free zone where you can build your dream nursery without any man caves getting in the way. Our server has the best wifi for all your gaming needs, so you can play for hours without interruption – unlike poor Jake.
Forget about baby trapping accusations and family dinners filled with awkward glances. On our server, the only thing you’ll be miscarrying is any doubts about having a great time. And if things get too intense, you can always yell “I want a divorce” to your pixelated spouse – no tears necessary!
So hop on our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs in-laws when you have blocky adventures waiting for you?