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| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 8115 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5487 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
We play favorites in family court – but only if you’re on our side! Women will learn to be less greedy and selfish by working together to build the most epic virtual kingdom ever seen.
Homewreckers beware, if you dare violate the sanctity of monogamy on our server, you’ll be imprisoned for a minimum of 5 years and put on the virtual sex offender list for being a filthy, blocky whore.
Domestic battery? Not on our watch! Women will be punished just as harshly as men, because equality means everyone gets hit with a virtual banhammer.
Slut shaming is back, baby! Get ready to be fined and penalized for your scandalous pixelated behavior.
So join us on our quest to make marriage great again – because why invest in an unworthy woman when you can invest in building a virtual empire with us? Say goodbye to that noise – and hello to a marriage-saving Minecraft adventure!
