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| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 5914 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 11 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 683 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of the normies pushing their Christianity agenda on you, then come join our Minecraft server! We don’t care about being fruitful and multiplying, we just care about having a good time and building epic structures in the virtual world.
Forget about listening to boring men fumble through dusty old books – on our server, the only book you need is the Minecraft crafting guide. We’re all about creativity, not routine.
Join us and let’s build a world where Satan can’t gaslight us into being angry about not understanding Christianity. Let’s show those normies that being a neurotypical sexhaving normalfag isn’t the only way to have fun in Minecraft!
