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Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1256
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8900
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	2566
Buildings Constructed:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Players Killed by Monsters:	1626

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2314
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4440
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	287896	Towns Built:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1866
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magic Items Found:	3750
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9641
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Votes:	6157
Dragons Tamed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Void Armor Forged:	26
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6302
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5949
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Alien Abductions:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	189
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4488
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Falling into the Void:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5829
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9650
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Votes:	4727	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1549
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Potions Brewed:	38	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Void Gems Collected:	21	Infinity Stones Found:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Mystic Isles of Elysium 1.20.4

1.20.4, 92023556, ANONYMOUS, anonymous rip, anonymous tribute, Condolences, death, Elysium, Grief, GRIEVING, Isles, Loss, Memory, mourning, mourning loss, mystic, No. 92023556, Remembrance, RIP, sad, sorrow, Sympathy, Tribute

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5806
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	New Chunks Explored:	196415
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	38

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where you can ride giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Yeah, you heard me right. This server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow-filled wonderland. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. But be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Peace out, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Help Me Minecraft SMP

becoming the man, goal-setting, lifestyle change, Minecraft, Need Help, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-image, self-image enhancement, self-improvement journey, self-improvement tips, self-transformation, smp, transformation

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6800
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	94	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dragons Tamed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming the ultimate Chad of the server, flexing your diamond armor and enchanted weapons on all the peasants? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

MomDeservedItLOL

Boundaries, christmas party, college break, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotional response, family, household responsibilities, lack of privacy, living arrangements, messy room, MomDeservedItLOL, Mother, parental expectations, personal belongings, personal space, raised surface, relationship dynamics, Self-expression, tea spill

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5521
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Towns Built:	2
Mines Excavated:	3028	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Are you tired of your mom invading your Minecraft room and messing up your stuff? Join our server and escape to a world where your mom can’t ruin your tea-stained papers and yarn! Build your own room without any interference and enjoy the ultimate privacy.

We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!

Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!

StrangerDanger in Minecraft SMP

bizarre conversation, bizarre encounter, bizarre story, Minecraft, odd conversation, odd meeting, odd story, odd stranger, peculiar experience, peculiar stranger, random encounter, random story, smp, strange conversation, strange encounter, strange story, stranger, StrangerDanger, unexpected meeting, unusual interaction, unusual stranger, weird encounter, weird story

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1554
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a wild rollercoaster of craziness and shenanigans! Like one time, I was just mining for diamonds and a random player dressed as a giant chicken came up to me and started dancing the Macarena! And then out of nowhere, a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles appeared and started throwing emeralds at us! It was so random and hilarious, I couldn’t stop laughing!

But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!

So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!

Players:	100/400	Votes:	4714
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Animals Bred:	118	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1