DislikeGrownUpLife Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5387
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	363	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3352
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Potions Brewed:	179	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4539
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4658
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3785
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4020
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3093
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9427
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Love Letters Sent:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3488
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	7245	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
New Chunks Explored:	309045	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Votes:	4347
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	187

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3243
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6276
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	8

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5873
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Votes:	7160
Enchantments Applied:	169	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ores Mined:	3227	Dragons Tamed:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2933
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Star Shards Collected:	53
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2039
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3929
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Farms Harvested:	762
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1441
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

Players:	110/900	Votes:	6291
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Star Shards Collected:	103
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Dragon Scales Harvested:	372
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1