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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 2244 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 24 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Chimeras Created: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 28 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house. But that’s not all, the diamond was actually a portal to a secret realm where pigs could fly and creepers sang show tunes.
But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to turn into a block of cheese at will. Imagine the possibilities! Sneak up on your friends as a block of cheddar or roll down a hill as a wheel of brie. The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave those annoying players behind. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a block of cheese in Minecraft? It’s a gouda time guaranteed!