DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server

banging, Dinner, disabled person, DiscoDisabled, disruptive, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, fine dining, Girlfriend, groaning, Italian, loud, mentally disabled, Minecraft, noise, Olive Garden, Restaurant, Retail, screeching, Server, strangers, Table

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7719
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	152	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	469	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the screeching and groaning of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Join us for a dining experience that’s better than Olive Garden (not that it takes much) and enjoy the luxury of moving to a different room if you encounter any unexpected noises.

Just like the mentally disabled adult at the restaurant, our server will accommodate your needs and make sure you have a pleasant gaming experience. And if you ever feel like you need to switch tables (or biomes), we’ve got you covered!

So come on down to our server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a family of creepers who will screech and groan their way into your heart. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to move to a different part of the map – after all, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!

MentalBlockCraft

coping mechanisms, mental health, mental health acceptance, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health empowerment, mental health healing., mental health journey, mental health positivity, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health struggles, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, Mental Wellness, MentalBlockCraft, self-care, Therapy

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5826
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Are you tired of your brain playing tricks on you like a sneaky little creeper in Minecraft? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, your mental health will be as stable as a perfectly crafted diamond sword! Join us and escape the real world where your brain is your worst enemy and enter a virtual paradise where the only thing trying to kill you is a pesky zombie. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where your mental health can finally chill out and enjoy the game!

Warrior’s Honor: Enlist & Craft

active-duty soldiers, Craft, dignity-oriented states, enlist, Honor, honor code, Honor culture, honor culture influence, honor society, honor traditions, honor values, honor-bound soldiers, honor-oriented states, identity formation, military culture, military enlistment rates, military honor, military identity, military recruitment, military service, us military, warrior ethos, warrior mindset, Warriors

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7709
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got honor culture linked to military stuff and identity formation and all dat jazz. Our server be like a boot camp for Minecraft warriors, where u gotta embrace dat “warrior mindset” and stuff.

We got soldiers with strong ties to honor culture, so u know it’s gonna be lit. Plus, honor-oriented states have higher enlistment rates, so u know we ain’t messin’ around. Join now and become a Minecraft warrior like no other! Let’s goooo!

Classic Prison

airdrops, B Ward, bedrock server, Blackmarket, Cell PvP, classic, commissary, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Fishing, Guards, Koth, og, Playershops, Prison, Progression, PvP, Quests, warzone, Website

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9234
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Mines Excavated:	3859	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Server Information
IP: dnmc.net
Port: 19132
Version: Bedrock

Features
Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression:

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: https://dnmc.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB
Cinematic Trailer: https://youtube.com/shorts/05_x96H3Zq4?feature=share

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

Cosmic Redstone Empire 1.20.5

1.20.5, America, Attacks, Bezmenov, closest allies, Cold War tactics, Conspiracy, Cosmic, destroy America, elon musk, Empire, Espionage, KGB agent, Misinformation, political interference, pro-Russian stooges, Propaganda, psychological warfare, Redstone, Russian influence, subversion, UK Government, Ukraine, Wake Up

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	444
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Gods Slained:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Animals Bred:	69	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride of chaos and destruction! We’re out here trying to destroy America from within, just like in those crazy conspiracy theories. We even attack America’s closest allies, like the UK, and try to replace their government with pro-Russian stooges. And of course, we attack Ukraine because why not, right? It’s all part of the plan, man. Bezmenov knew what was up, and now we’re living it in Minecraft form. So come join us and help bring down the system, one block at a time!

VacayGrief Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Communication, couples trip, Decision making, family, flights, gift, Grandparents, joint account, Minecraft, money management, personal finance, Planning, porto, portugal, quality time, relationship, Server, travel, vacation, vacation savings, VacayGrief, wine tasting.

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5623
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	3371	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication and joint decision-making? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of not knowing where your vacation savings are going!

Imagine logging in to find that your hard-earned diamonds have been used to build a giant pixel art of a Porto wine bottle. Or maybe your emeralds have been traded for flight tickets to a virtual Porto. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for surprise adventures, like being teleported to a random location on the map every time you log in. Who needs control over their vacation savings when you can have spontaneous fun like this?

So come join us on this wild ride of unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself laughing at the absurdity of it all while sipping on a virtual glass of Porto wine. Cheers to chaos and hilarity!

PresentPirateHub

advice, childish, christmas, Communication, Controlling, DISRESPECTFUL, family, Gifts, grinch, holiday, husband, inconsiderate, Marriage, PresentPirateHub, Presents, relationships, special occasion, tradition, unreasonable, Upset, Wife

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3849
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Christmas spirit is alive and well…unlike some people’s husbands! Join us for a jolly good time filled with surprises and excitement, just make sure your spouse doesn’t ruin it by opening all the presents before you do!

On our server, you can experience the thrill of unwrapping virtual gifts without worrying about someone spoiling the surprise. And if they do, just threaten to return their gifts in-game – that’ll show ’em!

We have a supportive community where you can share your holiday woes and get advice on how to deal with a Grinch-like partner. Plus, our players are experts at handling unexpected situations, like finding out your significant other has a secret present-opening obsession.

So come join us on the server where Christmas magic is real, and the only drama you’ll find is in the chat. Who needs real-life gift-giving when you can have virtual presents and drama-free fun? See you there!

BoredCraft SMP – 30 characters

activities, BoredCraft, Boredom, Characters, Cooking, Crafting, creativity, daydreaming, Entertainment, Exercising, Exploring, Fun, Gaming, hobbies, leisure, Listening to music, pastimes, productivity, reading, Relaxation, smp, socializing, watching movies

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9270
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Divine Spears Created:	24	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Crops Grown:	5999	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Magic Items Found:	7643	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20

Broooo, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. Like, we have a whole village of llamas that run the show, I swear. And the mayor is a chicken wearing a top hat, like what even is that?! But wait, there’s more. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF.

Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon that flies around and gives us rides? Yeah, no big deal. And our currency is actually diamonds that we mine from a magical rainbow mountain. And the best part? The server is run by a group of talking dolphins who are also expert builders.

So like, if you’re looking for a wild time and want to join the coolest Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with an invite. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the llama mafia, they don’t mess around.

CraftyFoolery

CraftyFoolery, creative process, creative project, Creative pursuits, idea evaluation, idea exploration, idea generation, idea validation, project assessment, project decision-making, project evaluation, project execution, project feasibility, project management, project planning, project prioritization, project success, project validation, project worthiness, time allocation, Time management

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8471
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Divine Spears Created:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old projects and builds? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate creative playground for all your wildest ideas!

Join us and unleash your inner mad scientist as you create insane projects that will blow everyone’s minds. From building a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere to creating a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden challenges waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the ultimate prize?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and become a master builder extraordinaire? Join now and let your creativity run wild!

GasCraft Minecraft Server

Breakaway, eastern europe, economic impact, economic sanctions, energy crisis, energy dependence, energy infrastructure, energy security, european union, GasCraft, geopolitical conflict, Industry, Minecraft, Moldovan region, Natural Gas, political tensions, Russian gas, Server, shuts down, Starved, supply chain disruption, trade relations

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8756
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magic Items Found:	2856	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE GAS THAN RUSSIA AND WE WON’T LET YOUR INDUSTRY SHUT DOWN LIKE IN MOLDOVA! OUR SERVER IS LIT AF AND YOU CAN BUILD WHATEVER YOU WANT, EVEN A GAS FACTORY IF YOU WANT! WE HAVE CRAZY EVENTS LIKE GAS LEAKS AND EXPLOSIONS, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL IN GOOD FUN! COME JOIN US AND NEVER RUN OUT OF GAS AGAIN, UNLIKE THOSE POOR MOLDOVANS! #GASISLIFE #MINECRAFTGASPOWER

CraftyCommandosSyria

#intelligence gathering, clandestine operation, commandos, CounterTerrorism, covert mission, CraftyCommandosSyria, defense strategy, foreign policy, idf, Iranian missile factory, Middle East conflict, military intervention, military operation, missile production, national security, Raid, regional tensions, security forces, special forces, strategic strike, Syria

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9077
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

yo yo yo, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got 120 commandos doin’ missions like in syria? IDF just revealed this epic raid on an iranian missile factory, and guess what? u can be part of the action too! join now for some wild adventures and see if u got what it takes to be a true commando in the world of minecraft. come on, don’t be a chicken, join us now and let’s take on some crazy missions together!

Magma Parkour: Yellowstone’s Lava Run

Earth science, Geological studies, geology, geophysical research, geothermal energy, geothermal features, geysers, hot springs, lava, Magma, magma movement, magma reservoirs, Natural wonders, Parkour, research, RUN, scientific discoveries, seismic activity, seismic monitoring, supervolcano, tectonic plates, volcanic activity, volcanic eruptions, yellowstone national park, Yellowstones

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1554
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magic Items Found:	6061
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to mine diamonds while dodging lava and earthquakes? well, do we have the server for you! our minecraft server is so lit, it’s like playing in a volcano!

we’ve got new research showing that the magma beneath yellowstone national park is on the move, and guess what? it’s heading straight to our server! imagine the thrill of building your base while the ground shakes beneath you and lava flows everywhere.

join us now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the fiery chaos. trust us, this server is so hot, it’s like a real-life disaster movie but with blocky graphics. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the fiery depths of our server!

The Greatlands Community

Active players, Community, Creators, Discord, FANTASY, Gaming Community, Goddesses, Gods, Greatlands, Kingdoms, Lore, minecraft realm, Modded, Monsters, mystical creatures, new season, ongoing community, pandemic, realm code, Roleplaying, yt series

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1242
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

The Greatlands Realm

Age Requirement	16+
Themes	Medieval, Lore, PVP, YT Series
Description	Welcome to The Greatlands Gaming Community! This fantasy world is rich with lore and mystical creatures for you to explore.
New Season	Starts January 8th

Overview

The Greatlands is a fantasy world rich with lore where you can find many different mystical creatures, kingdoms, gods/goddesses, and many more roaming the land. Nothing about this world is normal, from monsters that’ll change shape to floating sky kingdoms, the Greatlands has it all!

What Do We Offer?

This server is for the Minecraft Realm, YT Series, and book ‘The Greatlands’. Here you can enjoy anything gaming-related, please follow the rules and respect other members! Our staff will help you out with any questions or concerns you may have! We offer a unique role-playing experience for RP enjoyers that you can only find here!

A Little Bit About Us!

This project, created by many different creators worldwide more than two years ago, has turned into something bigger than we’d ever imagined. Founded during the pandemic, The Greatlands has been an ongoing community since, attracting many players yearly!

How Do I Join?

YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO RECEIVE THE REALM CODE: discord.gg/jhbcqXKx

PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot 1.21.2

1.21.2, Agnai, AI Chatbot, aicg, Botmaking, card v3, Characterhub, claude, deepseek, Development, discussion, Events, Gemini, general, GPT, interactive experiences, Jailbreaks, local ], logs, Lore, Meta, News, Old thread, openai, partyintheanchorhold, PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot, Realm, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, Templates

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7735
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
New Chunks Explored:	133406	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Farms Harvested:	181	Meteorites Collected:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride into the world of AI chatbots! We’ve got vicar amelia edition for all you AI enthusiasts out there.

🤖 News alert: Deepseek V3 is out, OpenAI o3 models are in testing, and Gemini 2.0 has a “thinking mode” that will blow your mind!

🎮 Frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai will make your chatbot experience even more epic.

🤖 Get your hands on bots from CharacterHub, RisuAI Realm, and more!

🤖 Models like jailbreaks, GPT, Claude, and Gemini will take your AI chatbot game to the next level.

🤖 Dive into botmaking with our resources and editor tools.

🤖 Check out our OP templates, botmaking events, lore, and card v3 status for all the AI chatbot goodness you can handle.

🤖 Don’t miss out on our services assessment and meta logs for a peek behind the scenes.

🤖 And if you’re feeling nostalgic, seek out the old thread for a trip down memory lane.

Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where AI chatbots rule the virtual world!

MILdlyInteractingCraft

aita, boyfriend’s parents, BPD, controlling conversation, draining, family integration, FRIENDSHIPS, future MIL, genuine friendship, group contexts, interfering, left out, MILdlyInteractingCraft, Monologues, one-on-one, overbearing, phone/Zoom, Siblings, Struggle, Tension

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5240
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mines Excavated:	1350	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where Diane doesn’t exist!

On our server, you can build your dream house without Diane giving you a 30-minute tour of her favorite videos. You can mine for diamonds without her interrupting you to show off her Facebook pages. And best of all, you can have meaningful conversations with other players without Diane constantly redirecting the conversation back to herself.

Join now and experience a world free from Diane’s monologues and control freak tendencies. Build friendships with other players without worrying about Diane feeling left out. And most importantly, preserve your sanity and agency by limiting your time with virtual in-laws.

So what are you waiting for? Escape to our server and leave Diane behind in the real world where she belongs!

GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7348
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Animals Bred:	139	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life