Dirtlands | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GroceryGriefer

CAR, college, Doctor, Expenses, Failure, family, Food, food stamps, Graduation, groceries, GroceryGriefer, Guilt, lunch, pantry, POVERTY, sharing, Siblings, Struggle, Survival, weight loss, work

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4705
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Falling into the Void:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Runes Activated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Void Armor Forged:	27

Looking for a place where you can hoard all the food to yourself without feeling guilty? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience a world where you can stock up on all the virtual cookies, pasta, and rotisserie chicken you desire without having to share with anyone else. No more survival of the fittest in your household – on our server, it’s survival of the hungriest!

Forget about food stamps, forget about sharing at work potlucks, forget about feeling guilty for wanting to keep all the food for yourself. On our server, you can focus on building your dream virtual world without any distractions.

So come on over and leave your real-life food struggles behind. Join our Minecraft server and feast like a king (or queen) without any judgment. Who knew virtual food could be so satisfying?

ParentalVisit Minecraft SMP

family, family bonding, family bonding time, family communication, family connection, family dynamics, family love, family relationships, Family Support, family time, family traditions, Family Values, family visits, Frequency, long distance family visits, Minecraft, Parent-child relationship, ParentalVisit, parents, quality time, relationship, smp, Visit

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3892
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Ores Mined:	2256	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Bro, forget visiting parents, come join this epic Minecraft SMP where we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and llamas wearing sunglasses. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants to join but we told him he’s not cool enough. We have weekly llama races where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our epic dance parties at the Nether portal. So ditch your parents and come join us for some epic Minecraft adventures, bro!

MineCraftCare: Right or Priv?

access to healthcare, debate, equality, Ethics, Government, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare debate, healthcare ethics, healthcare policy, healthcare privilege, healthcare rights, healthcare system, HUMAN RIGHTS, MineCraftCare, morality, opinion, policy, Priv, Privilege, public health, social justice

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6999
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Buildings Constructed:	46	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Are you tired of boring debates and serious discussions? Come join our Minecraft server where we settle all important questions in the most ridiculous ways possible!

Join us and fight to the death in epic PvP battles to determine if healthcare should be a basic human right or a privilege. Will you be the champion of free healthcare for all, or will you fight for the privilege of only the wealthiest players? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some seriously silly arguments along the way.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly doctor who will heal you for free if you can make him laugh with your best joke. So come on over and see if you have what it takes to win the ultimate prize of unlimited healthcare in the most bizarre way possible!

Sinking Miami Blocks – Build, Sink, Repeat

barrier islands, blocks, BUILD, building codes, buildings sinking, coastal erosion, coastal subsidence, construction-induced, environmental impact, Florida, geological survey, Infrastructure, InSAR observations, land subsidence, Miami, repeat, Sea Level Rise, SINK, Sinking, sinking buildings, structural integrity, study, study findings, urban development

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3662
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Void Gems Collected:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Yo, come join our wacky Minecraft server where buildings are sinking faster than a grandma in quicksand! We got more sinkholes than a cheesy action movie and more subsidence than a sad puppy!

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya! Our server is like a real-life Florida, but on steroids! Watch as your beautiful creations slowly disappear into the depths of the earth, just like that time your ex stole your favorite hoodie.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, even the dolphins are getting in on the action. They’re building underwater cities and forming alliances with the squids. It’s like a soap opera, but with more fishy drama.

So come on down and join the fun! Just make sure to bring your floaties and a shovel, ’cause things are about to get wilder than a rodeo on a rollercoaster!

MonolithMC SMP

Crates, Earth, Economy, Minecraft, MonolithMC, Ranks, Server, SlimeSMP, smp, Spawners, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9386
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Welcome to MonolithMC SMPThe SMP will run an economy based server with spawners, crates ranks and more!The server is a spin off server of SlimeSMP a server which sadly shut down early this year!

MonolithMC.apexmc.co

Jaysick & Co.

Active, auraskills, building, Chat, Chill, Community, discord guilds, Events, Exploring, form, Friendly, Growing, Jaysick, Landclaim, Levelledmobs, Mature, pinned message, Plugins, Role, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7183
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Jaysick & Co. SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Jaysick & Co. SMP
Server Type	Survival
Server Start Date	December 9th, 2024
Server Features	Mainly vanilla with some plugins for playability
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the Jaysick & Co. SMP server?

A: To join the server, you need to fill out a form on our Discord server at https://discord.gg/fyk8ee2Ghv. Once accepted, you will receive the Minecraft role to access the server.

Q: What type of server is Jaysick & Co. SMP?

A: Jaysick & Co. SMP is a survival Minecraft server with some plugins for playability.

Q: Are there any events hosted on the server?

A: Yes, events and activities will be hosted for the community on the server.

Q: How long has the server been running?

A: The server started about two weeks ago on December 9th, 2024.

Q: What plugins are used on the server?

A: Some of the plugins used on the server include LevelledMobs, LandClaim, and AuraSkills to enhance gameplay.

Q: Is the server open to all players?

A: The server is open to active players who are looking to join a friendly and chill community.

Q: How can I communicate with other players on the server?

A: You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/fyk8ee2Ghv to chat with other players and stay updated on server events.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines for players on the server?

A: Yes, all players are expected to follow the server rules and guidelines to maintain a positive gaming experience for everyone.

Q: Can I invite friends to join the Jaysick & Co. SMP server?

A: Yes, you can invite friends to join the server as long as they also follow the server rules and guidelines.

Q: How can I report any issues or concerns on the server?

A: If you encounter any problems or have any concerns, you can reach out to the server moderators or administrators for assistance.

Mystic Mom’s Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, birthday gifts for mom, decorative basket, Gift baskets, gift giving, gift ideas for mom, gift shop, handmade gifts, Haven, Home decor, Kitchen Gadgets, mom gift stores, moms, mother’s day gifts, mystic, online boutique, online shopping, personalized gifts, Planner, sentimental gifts, shopping for mom, subscription boxes, thoughtful gifts, unique gifts for mom

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7022
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Bro, forget about boring mom gifts! Join our Minecraft server instead and give your mom the gift of virtual adventure! She’ll love exploring our pixelated world and building her dream house out of blocks. Who needs a planner when you can plan your next epic build? And forget about decorative baskets, our server is filled with treasure chests just waiting to be looted. Your mom will thank you for the most unique gift ever! Join now and give your mom the gift of endless fun and creativity!

“Why Are Foids Still Printing Zelda/Link Art?” Minecraft SMP

art, character design, creativity, digital art, Fan art, fan culture, FANTASY, female artists, female gamers, foids, Gaming Community, gaming culture, illustration, legend of zelda, Link, Minecraft, Nintendo, Printing, smp, video games, women in art, Zelda, ZeldaLink

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4311
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter. We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers, a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireworks, and a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Unicorn can even turn dirt blocks into diamonds with a flick of its magical horn.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of our wacky and wonderful community? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Mom’s Minecraft Server: No Dad Gifts

christmas, Communication, dad, depression, exhausted, family, Gifts, Help, ignoring, Marriage, Mental load, Minecraft, moms, overwhelmed, Presents, Resentment, Server, stress, Support, teamwork, teenagers, wake up call, workload

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9521
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7410	Enchantments Applied:	210
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of carrying the entire Christmas load? Look no further! Join our server and experience the joy of doing all the work while your husband plays games in the basement. Our server is the perfect escape for those who want to vent about their lazy partners while building epic structures in a virtual world. Plus, we have a special holiday event where you can wrap virtual gifts and send them to your spouse in-game, just to remind them of all the hard work you do. So come join us and let out all your frustrations in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!

FartCraft: AITA Edition

aita, Boundaries, boyfriend behavior, Communication Issues, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., Edition, fart transplant, FartCraft, FARTING, immature behavior, overreacting, overstimulated, personal boundaries, relationship boundaries, relationship dynamics, relationship issues

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4347
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchantments Applied:	281
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of being farted on by your friends in real life? Well, have no fear, because on our Minecraft server, farting is strictly prohibited! No more “fart transplants” or butt-to-butt farts here, only good, clean fun in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us and leave the stinky farts behind as you build, explore, and create with fellow gamers who respect personal space and boundaries. Say goodbye to the disrespect and hello to a community that values your comfort and sanity.

And if you’re worried about retaliation farts, fear not! Our server has a strict no-farting-back policy, ensuring that everyone can play in peace without the threat of a fart attack. So come on over and let’s build a world free from unwanted gas emissions – because life’s too short to be farted on in Minecraft!

Gifts4MeXmasSMP

christmas gifts, Christmas shopping, festive treats, Gifts, Gifts4MeXmasSMP, holiday presents, holiday shopping, holiday treats, indulgence, personal gifts, Presents, self love, self-care, self-gifting, self-gifts, self-indulgence, self-pampering, self-reward, self-treats, Splurge, treat yourself

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6363
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Magic Items Found:	6359
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7251

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns who poop rainbows and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts diamonds! I know, right?! And every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing pandas appears to serenade you. It’s like a dream come true, but in Minecraft form. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and totally nonsensical Minecraft SMP ever! You won’t regret it, I swear on my collection of enchanted rubber chickens.

BlockyPinkSlipCraft

abrupt firing, abrupt job loss, being fired during a pandemic, being fired for no reason, being fired in front of colleagues, being fired on a Friday, being fired over email, being fired over the phone, being fired unexpectedly, being fired without cause, being let go, BlockyPinkSlipCraft, employment termination, getting canned, getting fired, getting sacked, Job Termination, losing a job, unfair dismissal, worst ways to be fired, wrongful termination

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8329
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4040
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Enchantments Applied:	295	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Are you tired of getting fired from jobs for the most ridiculous reasons? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never worry about getting fired again because on our server, the only way you’ll get “fired” is if you accidentally set your virtual house on fire (which is actually quite easy to do, so watch out for those lava buckets!).

We have a thriving community of players who have all been fired from their virtual jobs in the most outrageous ways. From accidentally punching their virtual boss in the face to building a giant statue of themselves instead of doing actual work, our players have truly mastered the art of getting fired in style.

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild as you try to outdo your fellow players in the most absurd ways possible. Who knows, you might just become the reigning champion of getting fired in the most hilarious way!

BungalowBanterCraft

Article, bloomberg, bungalow sales, BungalowBanterCraft, fake news law, Singapore

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4117
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Animals Bred:	104	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, just like when Singapore was all like “nah uh” to Bloomberg over some bungalow sales article. like, can u even imagine the drama? well, that’s what this server is all about – drama, chaos, and pure insanity. u gotta be there to witness it all, or else u’ll be missing out on the craziest shenanigans ever. trust me, u won’t regret it. come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is where it’s at, yo.

Chemical Mix-Up Server

animation, Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, cartoon, Cartoon Network, Chemical, Chemical X, Chemicals, distinct features, everything nice, Explanation, mixup, Mystery, power puff girls, Science, Server, speculation, Spice, Sugar, Superheroes, Superpowers, theory, Unique

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8574
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Emeralds Found:	5541
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Star Shards Collected:	70	Undead Armies Raised:	5

join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna solve da mystery of da power puff girls!!! we got a secret quest where u gotta find da hidden lab where they were created and uncover da truth!!! maybe u’ll even find out why buttercup is so grumpy all da time!!! plus, we have a special potion u can drink dat will give u super powers just like dem!!! come join us and become a real life power puff girl!!! it’s gonna be lit fam!!! 🌟🔥🚀

Ethereal Lands 1.20.1

1.20.1, Anime, Bleach, Conclusion, Cour 3, Cour 4, Ethereal, Hollows, Ichigo kurosaki, Lands, Manga, predictions, Quincy, shinigami, shonen jump, Soul King, Soul Reapers, Soul Society, Soul Society Arc, speculation, thousand year blood war arc, Tite Kubo

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6782
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

Lol, bro, forget about Cour 3, come join our Minecraft server instead!

We got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the Macarena, like what even is reality anymore?!

Join us and witness the epic battle between diamond-wielding llamas and zombie villagers riding on giant chickens.

Who needs Cour 4 when you can have a pet creeper that tells dad jokes and a secret underground base full of dancing parrots?

Don’t miss out on the chance to build a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a haunted mansion filled with friendly ghosts.

Cour 3? More like Cour BORE, am I right? Join us now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness!

Players:	93/200	Votes:	7162
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
New Chunks Explored:	699523	Gods Slained:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1