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KurskCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in battle, casualties in conflict, casualties in military operation, casualties in war, Conflict, eastern front, Kursk Oblast, Kursk Oblast conflict, KurskCraft, Losses, Military, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean army, North Korean military, russia, Server, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8337
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the north korean army is losing more people than in Kursk Oblast! we got explosions, battles, and chaos galore! build your own bunker and defend against the craziness or join in on the fun and help take down the enemy! who needs world war 3 when you can have all the action right here in minecraft? join now and be a part of the madness!

SyriaCraft Evacuation Gone Wrong

breakdown, broke down, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomatic, Equipment, evacuate, evacuation, international relations, LOGISTICS, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Political, Russian ship, stranded, Syria, SyriaCraft, Tension, Transportation, Ukraine, War, wrong

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8659
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Star Shards Collected:	121	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Farms Harvested:	751	Dimension Hops:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian ship was all like “Yo, let’s peace out of Syria and take all our stuff with us” but then BAM, the ship broke down! And guess what? Ukraine was just chillin’ there like “LOL, sucks to be you, bro!”

Anyway, if you wanna escape all that drama and have a blast in Minecraft, you gotta join this server! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco where the creepers know how to bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, sippin’ on a potion and telling ghost stories.

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a broken down ship when you can have a pixelated paradise right at your fingertips? Let’s get this party started, baby!

Toxic Block Party: Empower Users, Explore More!

address polarization, BLOCK, content moderation, empower, empowerment, Exploration, Explore, Moderation, new research, Party, polarization, research, social media, social media companies, social media spending, SPENDING, spending on moderation, TOXIC, toxic content, toxic content moderation, user control, user empowerment, user empowerment in social media, user exploration, Users

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7038
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mines Excavated:	4900	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. we spend so much money on, like, toxic stuff moderation but, like, it doesn’t even work. so, come join us and be part of the chaos, dude. we believe in giving players, like, total control and, like, empowering them to explore the craziness of our server. it’s, like, a total trip, man. you won’t regret joining our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Brat Archive 1.21.4

1.21.4, Archive, Brat, brat archive, long tail tags

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1717
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild shiz! We got more mods than a Kardashian’s closet, and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party!

You wanna build a house made entirely of cheese? We gotchu! You wanna ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens? We gotchu! You wanna dress up as a giant pickle and challenge other players to a dance-off? We gotchu!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world bringing their own brand of crazy to the table. You’ll never be bored, that’s for sure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started!

The Snooty Minecraft SMP – Rosa’s Monday Madness

Aggie, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Downloads, Fang board playlists, FICS, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, madness, Minecraft, Mods, MONDAY, Previous thread, rosa edition, Rosas, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, Snooty, thread archives

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8856
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Enchantments Applied:	279
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure filled with gators, boorus, and AI chatbots that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with mods that will make your head spin faster than a blender model. And don’t even get us started on the low poly models – they’re so low poly, they’ll make your brain hurt just looking at them.

Join us for a chance to hug that gator you’ve always wanted to hug, and maybe even listen to some sick OSTs while you’re at it. Our server is so wild, even the thread archives can’t contain the madness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of Snoot Game and I Wani Hug That Gator – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

StepBroCraft

aita, Boundaries, brother, Communication, family, family dynamics, half siblings, hyphenate, Identity, Lastname, Maiden name, Mother, name.., personal choice, relationships, Respect, Siblings, StepBroCraft, stepdad, stepfamily, Stepfather

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8442
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Dragon Eggs Found:	3649
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Star Shards Collected:	297	Magical Moments Shared:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where changing your last name is as easy as changing your skin! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, family rifts, and hyphenated last names galore.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly your in-game family is trying to force you to change your last name to match your stepdad’s. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and keep your original last name without causing a rift in the family (at least in the virtual world).

Join us for a unique experience where you can navigate family dynamics, assert your identity, and maybe even convince your little brother to stop calling you by your stepdad’s last name. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds?

So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to keep your in-game last name drama-free!

RatHeadMuncher Minecraft SMP

animal anatomy, Animal Behavior, carnivore, decomposition, food chain, forensic investigation, forensic science, head, Minecraft, Mystery, Nature, omnivore, predator, predator-prey relationship, rat, RatHeadMuncher, rodent, Scavenger, scavenger behavior, scavenging behavior, smp, wildlife, wildlife behavior

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1761
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Divine Spears Created:	11

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I saw a creeper riding a chicken while wearing a top hat, it was wild! And the best part is, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be looted.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet zombie named Larry who loves to dance to disco music and a giant rainbow sheep that farts out glitter. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles we have in the Nether, it’s like a war zone out there!

Plus, we have the most insane pranks that happen all the time, like one time someone replaced all the sheep with llamas wearing sunglasses. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with rare loot and cursed potatoes.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyWordAbuse

abused word, buzzword, Cliche, colloquialism, common phrase, Communication, CraftyWordAbuse, jargon, Language, linguistics, Meaning, Misuse, overused, Popular, Repetition, rhetoric, semantics, Slang, trendy, vernacular, vocabulary

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6348
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventures that will make you say ‘OMG’ more times than you can count! This server is so lit, it’s like the word ‘lit’ was created just for us. We’ve got so many crazy events and challenges that will have you screaming ‘YEET’ at the top of your lungs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like the word ‘leave’ doesn’t even exist in our dictionary. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!”

SparCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, allegations, business ethics, chain, controversy, Dutch, european union, evade, Helping, international relations, investigation, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, sanctions, sanctions evasion, scandal, Server, spar, SparCraft, supermarket, Trade

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2381
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2789
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can trade with a dutch supermarket chain to evade sanctions like wut even is that 😂 join our server for the most insane and shady deals u can make with spar like who knew they were into that kind of stuff lmao. build ur own black market empire and become the ultimate sanctions evader in the minecraft world. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else, so join now before spar gets shut down for real 😜 #minecraftmadness #sanctionsevasionfun

NukeCraft: Ukrainian Edition

arms control, Conflict Resolution, Defense, disarmament, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitics, international relations, Kyiv International Institute of Sociology, Military, national security, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, public opinion, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, Support, survey, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2872
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Astral Projections Made:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Animals Bred:	112
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

lolz join our epic minecraft server where we have nuclear weapons for everyone to play with! unleash chaos and destruction on your enemies as you blow up their bases with nukes!

why settle for boring old swords and bows when you can have the power of a nuclear bomb at your fingertips? join now and be part of the madness as we create a post-apocalyptic world where anything goes!

plus, our community is full of ukrainians who are all about that nuclear life. come join us and be part of the two-thirds who support bringing back the nukes!

what are you waiting for? join now and let the nuclear fun begin!

TumorCraft: Shape Shifter’s Aggression

advanced diagnostics, aggression, biomedical engineering, cancer aggressiveness, cancer research, cell behavior, cellular analysis, diagnostic tool, Disease Progression, forecasting, healthcare innovation, lab-on-a-chip, medical technology, Microfluidic device, oncology, personalized treatment, Precision medicine, prognostic factors, Shape, shifters, tumor biology, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor shapes, TumorCraft

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9489
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5247	Void Gems Collected:	10
Villages Defended:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a microfluidic device unveiling the secrets of tumor shapes, except instead of cancer, it’s all about Minecraft!

Join this server and you’ll uncover the mysteries of how different block shapes can affect your gameplay. Want to know why that square-shaped house keeps getting blown up by creepers? This server will reveal all!

Not only that, but this server will forecast your Minecraft aggressiveness. Are you a peaceful builder or a ruthless griefer? Find out on this server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant block-shaped monsters. Defeat them and claim rare loot that will make all your friends jealous!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

What is the IP for Seanie Dew Minecraft Server?

Dew, Minecraft, Seanie, Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	758
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Crops Grown:	6680
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Buildings Constructed:	27

Seanie Dew is a talented musician and songwriter known for her soulful vocals and emotive storytelling. With a unique sound that blends elements of folk, pop, and indie music, Seanie has captured the hearts of audiences around the world. Her honest lyrics and captivating melodies have earned her a loyal fan base and critical acclaim in the music industry. With a passion for connecting with her listeners through her music, Seanie Dew continues to inspire and evoke emotion in all who hear her songs.

MachoCraft_VM

Claim, Darkness, Epic, Friends, Gear, gt, Hardcore, HORIZON, Journey, MachoCraft_VM, Minecraft, mod, Modded, Modification, Modpack, Mods, Pollution, Server, Thaumcraft, Vein Miner, Witchery

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5767
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	138
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

GT New Horizon Minecraft Server

We have recently launched a GT New Horizon server! This is probably one of the hardest modpacks ever made and has many cool mods such as Thaumcraft and Witchery.

IP	95.217.104.88:25566
Version	Latest
Modpack download	https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/gt-new-horizons
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/gGuvPnPedy
Website	https://machocraft.com

To make it more enjoyable, a few modifications were made:

25 homes
Enabled /spawn, /rtp, /home and /back
/spawn, /home and /back have no cooldown
1000 claim chunks, 9 force loaded
Disabled pollution
You can optionally disable hardcore darkness
You can optionally add vein miner

Bring your friends, gather your gear, and prepare to embark on an epic journey in GT New Horizon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the IP address: 95.217.104.88:25566 in your Minecraft client.
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server runs the GT New Horizon modpack with various mods.
Are there any special rules on the server?	We promote a friendly and respectful community. Please refer to the server’s Discord or website for specific rules.
Can I bring my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! The more, the merrier. Just make sure they follow the server rules.

Banish the Intruders 1.20

anger, banish, border control, brutality, citizenship, crime, deportation, illegal immigrant, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, inhumane, Intruders, Justice, law enforcement, national security, Outrage, political controversy, Safety, Social Issues, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3835
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the players on this server are so lit, they make setting a woman on fire look like child’s play. And get this, the person who did it was an illegal immigrant! Like, what even is reality anymore? So come join us and let’s show those noobs what real chaos looks like in the virtual world. Let’s get crazy and build some insane structures that will make people question their existence. Let’s do this, bro!

Blocky McPickle Minecraft SMP

astroturfed, astroturfs, blocky, Extreme Measures, FAGGOT, gay retard angle, handed to him, Japan, Joe Gacy, kwabbed, McPickle, Minecraft, rapper, Rich, shaven bald, shitcanned, smp, spoiled, Wyatt tribute show

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2616
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the owner is literally the definition of an astroturfed, rich and spoiled player who got everything handed to him at the start! He looks like a total faggot, got kwabbed visually and entirely by being put in a gay retard angle with Joe Gacy (who is now a nobody in Wyatt tribute show), and even got shaven bald and turned into a gay faggot retard before getting shitcanned. But wait, there’s more – he even had to go to Japan to escape the drama!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. Plus, every rapper astroturfs him, so you know it’s gonna be a crazy time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Players:	95/300	Votes:	6419
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Potions Brewed:	97	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2