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OlderCraft: Where Russia’s Army Recruits Thrive

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Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Russia’s army recruits are ditching their duties to play on it? That’s right, these older, less capable men are trading in their guns for pickaxes and joining our epic server for some blocky fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers and zombies alongside these seasoned soldiers who are now Minecraft pros. Who needs military training when you have the skills to build the most epic castles and redstone contraptions?

So come on, join the madness and see why even Russia’s army recruits can’t resist the temptation of our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from these battle-hardened veterans-turned-gamers. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Towns Built:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Villages Defended:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

LentiCraft – Cerebral Fun Zone

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hey you! ya you! do you want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that it cured cerebral adrenoleukodystrophy with lentiviral gene therapy! can you believe it? who knew playing minecraft could be so life-changing.

not only that, but we have unicorns roaming around the server, dropping diamonds and gold everywhere they go. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair filled with treasure chests full of enchanted gear.

oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a magical rainbow appears in the sky? it’s like a party every time you play on this server.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Towns Built:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Boob Upside Down is Poop Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the laws of physics are as twisted as a pretzel! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, did you know that on our server, if you turn the word “boob” upside down, it magically transforms into “poop”? That’s right, folks, we’ve got linguistic shenanigans happening left and right!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of classic Minecraft tunes. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pig that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can find it (spoiler alert: it’s invisible).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and awesome, come join us! Just be prepared for a wild ride where nothing is as it seems and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). See you in the upside-down world of Minecraft!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?

So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Love Letters Sent:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CrazyCraftin SMP

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Have you ever built a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, that’s just a regular Tuesday activity! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a diamond helmet. Trust us, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Potions Brewed:	30
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BlocktopiaCraft

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs. That’s the kind of magical land you’ll find on our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle, building a castle out of enchanted golden apples, and befriending a pet dragon who will roast your enemies for you. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours with their wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing Endermen? Or a treasure hunt that leads you to a hidden realm filled with talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world?

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Mines Excavated:	2315

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

TaiwanCraft: No China Allowed!

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so, liek, dis minecraft server be da bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join dis server cuz we got pigs flyin’ around and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide. it’s a straight up party up in here, fam.

we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples that give u super powers.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and roasts any noobs that try to mess with us? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

also, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle, u unlock a portal to a whole new dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil wizards.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s get this party started, yo!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Pixel Vibe Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you question the future of the world? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and talking creepers. Our server is so futuristic, we have teleportation pads made out of rainbow blocks and time-traveling minecarts that can take you to the prehistoric era or the year 3000. Who needs to worry about the future when you can just hop on our server and have a blast? So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least weirder than ever before!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Emeralds Found:	7706	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Love Letters Sent:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

The Anonymous SMP – No. 16027028

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of deliciousness for your Minecraft cravings!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame dragons to do your bidding. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the villagers hang out and party like it’s 1999. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers for a day.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the yumminess of our server forever!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	181

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

KidCraft: No Help, No Kids!

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Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your company? Join our Minecraft server and escape the corporate circus! We promise no one will come knocking on your virtual door asking for free labor “for the kids.” Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and relax without any unwanted emails or calls from your ex-employer. Plus, we have a special event where you can throw virtual gifts at each other to make up for all the real-life gift wrapping you had to endure. So come join us and leave the drama behind – after all, it’s not your circus, not your monkeys!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dimension Hops:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftyCritters: Pick Your Spirit Animal!

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Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be ANY animal you want! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the pixelated meadows? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing the other players? No problem. Join our server and let your wildest animal fantasies come to life! Who needs boring old humans when you can be a mythical creature wreaking havoc on the virtual world? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Fauna’s Outer Wilds adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of dodging grasshoppers and their sneaky bait while building the craziest structures you can imagine.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passages that will keep you on your toes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Ara Ara button that will grant you special powers in the game.

So why wait? Join now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Just remember to report, hide, and ignore those pesky grasshoppers – they’re always up to no good.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	412	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BBBYQ – Ryan Cohen Edition – Larry Cheng Went onto ThePPShow Podcast Minecraft SMP

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We’ve got ex-board members making wild claims, share buyback fraud explained in the most outrageous ways possible, and even a theory about companies doing a 180 and squeezing short sellers for riches. And don’t even get us started on the “Reverse Uno” move that could benefit shareholders – it’s like playing a game of Monopoly with real money!

But that’s not all – we’ve got lawsuits, dismissed short swing rules, and even a “pump and dump” case that’s still active. And let’s not forget about the bad actors trying to delay chapter 11 proceedings – it’s like a soap opera, but with more blocks and creepers.

So come on in, strap on your tinfoil hat, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy theories we’ll come up with next – maybe we’ll even uncover the truth behind Ryan Cohen’s secret plan to take over the server. Stay comfy, expect delays, and remember: nothing is finalized until the chapter 11 has fully concluded. Larry Cheng may be a current board member of GameStop, but here, anything is possible. Join us now and let’s uncover the truth together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

NoParentalPermission-NoHousePayment

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Are you tired of family drama and looking for a fresh start? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all the toxic relatives behind, just like this player left her family drama in the dust.

On our server, you can build your dream home without any interference from pesky family members demanding money. No more guilt trips or manipulation tactics here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Plus, with our vibrant community of players, you’ll never feel like an outsider again. Whether you’re blue collar, white collar, or somewhere in between, everyone is welcome to join in on the laughter and adventures.

So come on over and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs family when you have a virtual family of fellow gamers to support you? Join us now and leave the real world behind – drama-free guaranteed!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mines Excavated:	2349	Holy Grails Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ScarCraftStory

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Join our Minecraft server and create your own scar-inducing stories! Whether you got blown up by a creeper, fell into a pit of lava, or accidentally punched a zombie pigman, every scar on your pixelated body will have a hilarious tale to tell. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough scars, you’ll unlock the secret of unlimited diamonds! So come on, join us and let the adventures (and scars) begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Emeralds Found:	7173	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1