DILF’s Mansion Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

abroad, Bans, family, fertility, International, italy, law, Legal, Medical, Minecraft, parenting, PastaCraft, people, Planning, Procedures, reproductive, restrictions, RIGHTS, Seek, Server, surrogacy, travel, Travelling

so like, this server is like the Italy of Minecraft servers, except we don’t ban anyone from travelling anywhere, especially not to seek surrogacy! come join us and experience the joy of building your own virtual family with our surrogacy-friendly community. who needs Italy when you can have a Minecraft baby mama? lolz.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8099	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

RiotCraft: Moldovan Misfits

Citizens, Civil unrest, Conspiracy, destabilization, Espionage, foreign influence, investigation, law enforcement, misfits, Moldovan, Moldovan police, political manipulation, programme, Propaganda, RIOTCRAFT, Riots, russia, SECURITY, staged, Training, Uncovered, undercover operation, Unrest

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT MOLOVAN POLICE TRAINING PEEPS TO STAGE RIOTS AND UNREST IN RUSSIA, BUT INSTEAD, THEY DECIDED TO MAKE A MINECRAFT SERVER!

JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC RIOTS AND CHAOS, BUT LIKE, IN A FUN WAY! BUILD YOUR OWN RIOT GEAR AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE COPS (JK, THERE’S NO ZOMBIE COPS, JUST REGULAR ZOMBIES)!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, BUT SHHH, DON’T TELL ANYONE!

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S CAUSE SOME DIGITAL MAYHEM TOGETHER! #RIOTCRAFTFOREVER #LOLZYTOWN

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Vacation Cancelled, Creeper Invasion!

#covert operations, Analysts, CANCELLED, CHANGE, cia, Classified, cover story, crazy reasons, creeper, Deception, Espionage, family, government agency, holiday plans, intelligence, Invasion, last minute, made up, MI5, secret mission, SECURITY, top secret, undercover, vacation

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chilling in your house, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a call from the CIA or MI5 or whatever, and they’re like, “Yo, we need you to join this Minecraft server ASAP!” And you’re like, “What the heck, why?” And they’re all like, “Because there’s this secret underground base hidden in the server where we keep all our top-secret files and stuff. You gotta join and help us protect it from evil hackers and stuff!”

And you’re just like, “Um, okay, sure, why not?” So you join the server and you’re greeted by a bunch of other agents who are all decked out in cool spy gear and stuff. And they’re like, “Welcome to our top-secret Minecraft server! We’ve got all kinds of crazy missions for you to complete, like infiltrating enemy bases, rescuing hostages, and even taking down a rogue AI that’s threatening to destroy the world!”

And you’re just like, “This is insane, but also kinda awesome.” So you start completing missions and leveling up your spy skills, and before you know it, you’re the top agent on the server. You’ve got all the cool gadgets, you’ve saved the world like a million times, and you even have your own secret base hidden somewhere in the server.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building stuff and mining diamonds, but also about saving the world from evil masterminds and stuff, then this is the server for you. Join now and become the ultimate spy hero!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Mouse Distract & Escape Server

aggression, Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal psychology, behavioral ecology, conflict de-escalation, Distract, distraction tactics, Escape, escape strategies, Females, gender dynamics, male mice, mating behavior, Mouse, mouse behavior, predator-prey dynamics, research findings, Server, social hierarchy, social interactions, Survival Tactics, territorial disputes, wildlife observation

Yo, so like, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got male mice distractin’ aggressors with females and stuff. It’s like a whole soap opera drama goin’ on in da Minecraft world. Join us for some crazy mouse antics and maybe even find luv in a blocky world. So come on, join da fun and see what all da hype is about!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Join CozyCraft SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

**Join CozyCraft SMP** **Minecraft 1.21 | Java and Bedrock Compatible**

**What Makes CozyCraft SMP Unique?** – **400 Member Community** Join our welcoming Discord family, where we build friendships and unforgettable experiences – **Player Driven Government and Economy** Your choices shape the server. Take part in our immersive economy, create laws, and engage in politics – **No Mods Just Plugins** Enjoy a semi-vanilla experience with powerful plugins that bring a fresh twist to gameplay – **Constantly Evolving World** Dive into new biomes and dynamic terrain updates every season. Adventure awaits at every corner

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6586	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Warships & Stars: Where pirates sail and aliens wail! Join the chaos on this unique server!

Adventure, aliens, Automate, BUILD, Chaos, Clockwork, Community, Create, Discord, Explore, Fun, Gaming, industrialize, invite, Join, Link, Minecraft, Modded, multiplayer, Pirates, Play, sail, Server, smp, Stars, Survival, Unique, wail, Warships

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Warships & Stars
Modpack	Hand-made with mods like Create and Clockwork
Description	Automate and industrialize anything you can imagine
Invite Link	https://discord.gg/yMfj8DZUu9

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Click on the invite link above to join the Discord server and get more information on how to join the Minecraft server.
What mods are included in the modpack?	Mods like Create and Clockwork are included to enhance automation and industrialization gameplay.
Is the server always online?	The server may have scheduled maintenance or updates, but it is generally online for players to enjoy.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server by sharing the invite link with them.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Pixel Poo Minecraft Server

advice, Appearance, beauty, Confidence, Cosmetics, criticism, critique, face, fashion, Feedback, Grooming, judgment, looks like shit, makeup, Minecraft, opinion, orange, personal care, PIXEL, Poo, self esteem, Server, skincare, Style

Welcome to the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. Rumor has it that if you can find the golden potato hidden within the base, you’ll gain the power to control time itself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to challenge players to absurd tasks, like building a giant statue of a chicken using only pink wool and diamond blocks. And if you manage to complete their challenges, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

Oh, and did we mention the giant cheese volcano that erupts every hour, spewing gooey cheese all over the landscape? It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many blocks of TNT). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Snowy Bros Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of Justin Bieber, and have epic battles with other players using nothing but baked potatoes as weapons. Our server is like a mix between a circus and a war zone, but with more explosions and less clowns (unless you count the players, of course).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server, and if you can earn their trust, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Just don’t ask too many questions about how they became the rulers of our world…it’s a long and weird story involving a magic carpet and a talking cactus.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on whitebros…our response? and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back…and you may never look at a blocky pig the same way again.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

NoHusbandNoWedding

alcoholism, arrangements, ceremony, college, DAUGHTER, DISRESPECTFUL, Divorce, family, Honor, involvement, Jerk, late husband, Marriage, Memory, NoHusbandNoWedding, Picture, remarriage, selfish, strained relationship, Upset, Wedding

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of block-building fun and leave the real-life drama behind.

We promise you won’t find any pictures of late husbands causing a ruckus at weddings here. Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter how complicated their family dynamics may be.

So come on and join us for a virtual escape from the chaos of real life. Build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about seating arrangements or family feuds. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

LifeChangingSMP – What’s a seemingly small decision you made that ended up drastically changing your life?

big impact, butterfly effect, changing, consequential choices, decision, drastically, ENDED, impactful choices, Life, life altering decisions, life changing, life-altering, life-changing choices, LifeChangingSMP, major impact, minor decisions, pivotal decisions, pivotal moments, seemingly, significant choices, significant impact, Small, small choices, small decision, transformative decisions, turning points, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen consequences, whats

Join our Minecraft SMP and make decisions that will change your virtual life forever! One player joined our server and accidentally punched a pig, which led to a chain of events that resulted in them becoming the ruler of the entire server. Another player decided to build a giant statue of a chicken, which somehow unlocked a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot. Who knows what crazy decisions you’ll make that will lead to epic adventures and unexpected twists on our server! Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Towns Built:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PixelPeepers

accidental nudity, awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward sightings, caught off guard, embarrassing incidents, embarrassing moments, embarrassing situations., funny memories, funny mishaps, funny stories, humorous situations, naked surprise, PixelPeepers, surprising sights, unexpected encounters, unexpected nudity, unexpected sights, unexpected situations, unintentional exposure, wardrobe malfunction

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the fun of accidentally seeing your fellow players naked! Our custom plugin randomly removes players’ clothes when they least expect it, leading to hilarious moments of embarrassment and laughter. Join now for a chance to catch a glimpse of Steve’s pixelated booty or watch as Alex desperately tries to cover up with a block of dirt. Don’t miss out on the chance to see who you’ll accidentally see naked next on our wild and wacky server!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5468	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MissileCraft Server: Zelensky’s Victory Plan

Brussels, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., diplomatic efforts., european union, Geopolitics, international diplomacy, international relations, military strategy, missile defense system, MissileCraft, nato, peace negotiations, peace talks, Plan, political tensions, Russia talks, security measures, Server, Ukraine, Victory, victory plan, Western-supplied missile package, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane missile package to force russia to talk to us, just like Zelensky in Brussels! we have explosions, chaos, and lots of drama just like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers! join now to be part of the most intense diplomatic negotiations in minecraft history! who needs real life when you can be a part of this crazy adventure?!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftyKoreanNATOWar

Alliance, Conflict, CraftyKoreanNATOWar, Defense, disputed territories, eastern europe, Fighting, forces, Geopolitical, international relations, Korean Peninsula, Military, nato, News, North Korea, Reports, russia, SECURITY, soldiers, Tensions, Ukraine, Verification

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where North Korean soldiers and Russian forces team up to take over Ukraine… in Minecraft! That’s right, you heard me! Join our server for the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with explosions, tanks, and maybe even a nuclear bomb or two (just kidding… maybe). So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server in the world! Let’s get this party started, baby!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Pixel Aqua Farm: Half Food Risk, 8% GDP Loss

#sustainability, agriculture, Aqua, climate change, economic development, economic forecast, economic impact, environmental policy, Farm, Food, food security, food supply, gdp, GDP loss, global economy, international trade, Loss, PIXEL, Resource Management, Risk, Water Crisis, water economics, water management, water scarcity, world food production, WTO study

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we got water economics going WILD! like, did you know that half of the world’s food could be in danger in the next 25 years? that’s some crazy stuff, man! but don’t worry, on our server, we got all the water you need to grow those virtual crops and keep your GDP poppin’! join now and save the world, one block at a time!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CustomSt3al

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minigames, mmorpg, Mods, Plugins, PvP, Pvpve, Quests, Redstone, role playing, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Season 1

Custom Lifesteal! Halloween event! Be top 3 On leaderboards for a custom rank! top 3 kills=Assassin top 3 bal=Rich

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	9085	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2