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| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 6058 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 667 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is literally run by seething walking dildos! Don’t worry, they may be a bit prickly but they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them. Join our server for a truly unique experience where you can build, mine, and survive in a world where sex toys reign supreme.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted dildos that grant special powers to those brave enough to find them. Will you be the one to wield the power of the almighty Vibrating Sword?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare sex toys and exotic materials. You can become the richest player on the server by selling your prized collection of butt plugs and fleshlights.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue dildo). See you in the world of seething walking dildos!
