Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is literally run by seething walking dildos! Don’t worry, they may be a bit prickly but they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them. Join our server for a truly unique experience where you can build, mine, and survive in a world where sex toys reign supreme.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted dildos that grant special powers to those brave enough to find them. Will you be the one to wield the power of the almighty Vibrating Sword?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare sex toys and exotic materials. You can become the richest player on the server by selling your prized collection of butt plugs and fleshlights.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue dildo). See you in the world of seething walking dildos!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Endless Night Skies: 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Potions Brewed: 109
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Farms Harvested: 243
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • SeaCraft60: Ramming Shenanigans

    SeaCraft60: Ramming Shenanigans
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the South China Sea up in here! We got ships ramming each other like it’s nobody’s business. You’ll be sailing along, minding your own business, and BAM! You get rammed by a Chinese ship. But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

    Plus, we got 60 Minutes on board filming the whole thing. You could be the next viral sensation, getting rammed by a ship on live TV. And who knows, maybe the tension will draw the U.S. in too! Imagine playing Minecraft while dodging international conflict. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form.

    So come on, join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the hero of the South China Sea!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Ores Mined: 4875
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Midlife Crisis SMP: Where the blocks are hot and the players are not!

    Midlife Crisis SMP: Where the blocks are hot and the players are not!

    New Life SMP Server

    Overview

    Active Members 3
    Starter Crate Special crate provided at the start
    Hidden Crates Crates hidden throughout the world
    Crossplay Support Supports both Bedrock and Java

    FAQ

    1. How do I join the server?

    To join the server, click on the Discord link above and connect with other players.

    2. What is included in the starter crate?

    The starter crate contains essential items to kick off your adventure on the server.

    3. How many active members are currently on the server?

    There are 3 active members on the New Life SMP Server.

    4. Are there hidden crates in the world?

    Yes, there are hidden crates scattered throughout the world waiting to be found.

    5. Can I join if I am playing on Bedrock edition?

    Yes, the server supports crossplay, so players on both Bedrock and Java editions can join.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 28 Elemental Crystals Collected: 27
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Falling into the Void: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in all of block land!

    Join us for epic adventures like riding a flying Aureus shot to Lupine Rue, battling Feixiao in a showdown that’s nothing to laugh at, and seeking the stars with the Myriad Celestia crew.

    But that’s not all! Our server is packed with so much action, you’ll never want to log off. From character banners featuring Feixiao, Kafka, Black Swan, and more, to light cone banners that will have you hunting, being patient, and remembering the good times.

    And don’t forget about our exclusive drip marketing, where you can snag Rappa and other goodies to enhance your gameplay.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in block land, adventurer!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 99
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Cursed Lands Purified: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Premium Minecraft SMP Tag-Worth Are The Price

    Premium Minecraft SMP Tag-Worth Are The Price
    Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. But that’s not all – we have unicorns roaming the land, diamond trees that grow money, and a secret underground lair where you can battle dragons for fun.

    And don’t even get me started on our premium price tag – it’s totally worth it! Why? Because every player who joins gets their own personal butler in-game to cater to their every need. Need more diamonds? Your butler will mine them for you. Hungry for cake? Your butler will bake it for you.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play on!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • KidCraftWeekendFun

    KidCraftWeekendFun
    Are you tired of dealing with a partner who thinks showering is more important than helping with the kids? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

    Join our server and experience a world where you don’t have to worry about changing diapers or feeding babies. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands with your virtual friends.

    Forget about arguments over who should be doing what, on our server, everyone pitches in to create a fun and welcoming community. Plus, there’s no need to pack a diaper bag or rush to pick up the kids from the sitter – just log on and let the adventure begin!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real-world drama behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a partner who thinks a candlelit shower is more important than helping out with the kids!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Enchantments Applied: 191 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • LuxuryCraft: Where Normal is Luxury

    LuxuryCraft: Where Normal is Luxury
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic features and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the luxury of having a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks instead of fire. That’s right, your enemies will be dazzled by the sparkling rainbows and you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper busting out some sick moves to the latest hits.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy? That’s right, you can frolic through fields of cotton candy trees and swim in rivers of chocolate whenever you please.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the luxury and insanity that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 11
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Crops Grown: 5359 Love Letters Sent: 10

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • CraftyFeministRevolution

    CraftyFeministRevolution
    so, liek, u know how in Minecraft u can build ur own world and stuff? well, dis server is like dat but with a twist! we got Iranian women’s rights rally goin on in Paris! u can join in on da fun and help fight for equality while also building ur dream castle or whatever! plus, we have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! u gotta join dis server for the epic adventure and the chance to make a difference in da world! come on, what are u waiting for? let’s go save some Iranian women and get rich at da same time!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Emeralds Found: 3609
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 19
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Blocky Edge Cases

    Blocky Edge Cases
    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this epic server where blackheads have edge cases! What does that even mean? Who knows, but it sounds cool, right?

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Done. Want to build a giant statue of a potato with laser eyes? You got it. Want to battle a horde of evil chickens armed with nothing but a spoon? Heck yeah!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Llama of Doom, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and unlock its power? Or will you just end up getting lost in a maze of giant cheese wheels? Only one way to find out!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Blackheads have edge cases, and you won’t want to miss out on all the chaos and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Crops Grown: 8441
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Syre MC SkyGens: Where SkyBlock meets a midlife crisis

    Syre MC SkyGens: Where SkyBlock meets a midlife crisis
    Welcome to Syre MC
    Custom Enchants Acquire unique enchants through quests or enchantment tables!
    Generators Collect and upgrade your generators to become the richest on the server!
    New Server Enjoy frequent updates, ensuring fresh content!
    Free Ranks Ascend through the ranks simply by playing!
    Pet System Fish, Farm, Mine, and Chop your way to the top through our unique ways of grinding!
    Discord Join our discord at https://discord.gg/WXQSHhXY

    FAQ

    How can I acquire custom enchants?

    You can acquire custom enchants through quests or by using enchantment tables.

    How can I become the richest on the server?

    Collect and upgrade your generators to increase your wealth and become the richest player on the server.

    How often does the server receive updates?

    The server receives frequent updates to ensure fresh content and keep players engaged.

    How can I ascend through the ranks?

    Simply by playing on the server, you can ascend through the ranks and unlock new privileges.

    What unique ways of grinding are available in the pet system?

    In the pet system, you can fish, farm, mine, and chop your way to the top, offering a variety of ways to progress.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 30
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Boomer Minecraft Server

    Boomer Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling less fabulous as you age? Join our Minecraft server and experience a reverse aging process where you become more and more fabulous with each block you mine! Our server is infused with magical rainbow sparkles that will make you feel like a glittery unicorn prancing through a field of diamonds. Say goodbye to boring old age and hello to a lifetime of fabulousness on our server! Join now and start feeling gayer than ever before!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Dimension Hops: 15
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Magic Items Found: 4334 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Lonely No More Minecraft SMP

    Lonely No More Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of feeling lonely in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never feel alone again! Why? Because we have a secret potion that makes all the mobs in the game want to be your friend! That’s right, no more wandering the world solo, now you’ll have a whole army of creepers following you around like loyal puppies.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to challenge the Chicken King in a dance-off for the ages. If you win, you’ll be granted the power to control all the chickens in the land. If you lose, well, let’s just say you’ll be spending a lot of time clucking around.

    So come join our server today and say goodbye to loneliness forever! Who needs real friends when you have a posse of friendly mobs and a dance-off with a giant chicken to look forward to?

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 229 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 391 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • NoBoyfriendNoTag

    NoBoyfriendNoTag
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from controlling boyfriends and live your best blocky life!

    Join us for a chance to explore a world where you don’t need an AirTag to know where you are at all times. Our server is a safe space where you can roam freely without anyone tracking your every move.

    Forget about serious conversations about carrying tracking devices, here you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any worries. Plus, our community is full of independent players who value trust and respect your autonomy.

    So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a controlling boyfriend when you have a pickaxe and a world of endless possibilities at your fingertips?

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • RegretCraft SMP: WorstDecisions

    RegretCraft SMP: WorstDecisions
    Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was your pet pig? Well, that’s nothing compared to the chaos you’ll experience on our Minecraft SMP! Join us if you want to test your survival skills against a horde of zombie villagers who have a taste for diamond armor. Trust us, it’s better than trying to tame a pack of wild wolves with only a bone in hand. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world where the only rule is: expect the unexpected!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • WeirdlyHotCraft

    WeirdlyHotCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!

    But that’s not all – we also have a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour on the hour. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly for 30 seconds. It’s like a real-life cheat code, but in Minecraft!

    So, if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally, we have a portal to the moon), then come join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might just find that the weirdest thing you find attractive is our server!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40
    Demon Skulls Collected: 23 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • RedstoneRascals Minecraft Server

    RedstoneRascals Minecraft Server
    come join our minecraft server where russian soldiers predict their own deaths after arguing with commanding officer! it’s like a soap opera but in minecraft! watch as they build elaborate memorials to themselves before they meet their demise in a tragic mining accident! will they ever learn to get along with their superiors? probably not, but it sure makes for some entertaining gameplay! join now for the drama and stay for the explosions!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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