Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31
Crops Grown: 4345 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12
Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Magic Crystals Found: 16

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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