Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 8
Herobrine Sightings: 9 Rune Stones Activated: 12

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • NoInternetNights Minecraft SMP

    NoInternetNights Minecraft SMP

    Imagine a world without internet… shudders But fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the dark abyss of boredom! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Legend has it that these llamas once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but their spit and sheer determination. So if you want to learn from the best, join us and witness the greatness of the llama overlords.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress the chickens with your sick dance moves, they will grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious community you’ll ever encounter. Who needs internet when you have llamas and dancing chickens to keep you entertained?

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Emeralds Found: 5148

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • BlockbusterSteve

    BlockbusterSteve
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for movie buffs and gamers alike!

    Join us and embark on epic quests inspired by your favorite movie characters. Want to team up with Iron Man to defeat the Ender Dragon? Done. How about building a replica of Hogwarts with Harry Potter? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But that’s not all – we have exclusive events where you can battle it out in Hunger Games-style arenas or participate in dance-offs with the Avengers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a world where Nicolas Cage is the ruler and everything is made of cheese.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your wildest movie fantasies come to life in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Blowin’ Flagz Server

    Blowin’ Flagz Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where the flags actually MOVE and DANCE like they’re at a rave party! you’ll never see anything like it, it’s like a flag parade 24/7! plus, our sheep wear sunglasses and ride around on pigs like they’re in a wild west showdown. it’s a hoot and a half, i tell ya! oh, and did i mention the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas who can do backflips and karate chops? it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness, you gotta see it to believe it! so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 120 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • The Not-So-Greatlands: Where Mods and Roleplay Collide!

    The Not-So-Greatlands: Where Mods and Roleplay Collide!

    The Greatlands Server

    Server Type BEDROCK
    Theme NOT ORGINS BUT KINDA LOL
    Server Status WHITELIST SERVER

    Welcome to The Greatlands Gaming Community! The Greatlands is a fantasy world rich with lore where you can find many different mystical creatures, kingdoms, gods/goddesses, and many more roaming the land. Nothing about this world is normal, from monsters that’ll change shape to floating sky kingdoms, the Greatlands has it all!

    What Do We Offer?

    • Role-playing experience
    • Immersive survival gameplay
    • Labyrinth game mode

    A Little Bit About Us!

    This project we created by many different creators worldwide more than 3 years ago has become bigger than we’d ever imagined. Founded back during the pandemic The Greatlands has been an ongoing community since bringing in many players yearly! Our content and community teams push the limits of Minecraft while still keeping the simplicity and “at home” feeling.

    How Do I Join?

    Must join Discord to receive server port! Join Discord

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I join without being whitelisted? No, this is a whitelisted server. You must join the Discord and get whitelisted to join.
    What is the server theme? The server theme is a fantasy world rich with lore and mystical creatures.
    How long has the server been active? The server has been active for more than 3 years.
    Is there a special game mode on the server? Yes, the server offers a Labyrinth game mode that provides a unique gameplay experience.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Ocarina of Time Minecraft Server

    Ocarina of Time Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server and experience a world where Ocarina of Time is considered underrated – that’s right, underrated!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server found a secret dungeon filled with dancing chickens who dropped diamonds instead of eggs. Legend has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive Disco Creeper who explodes in a shower of glitter and confetti. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back again.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just discover that Ocarina of Time is the most overrated game of all time!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Potions Brewed: 30

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • No Money? No Problem Minecraft SMP

    No Money? No Problem Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do things a little differently. Ever wanted to join a server where the goal isn’t to build the biggest castle or mine the most diamonds, but to create the most outrageous schemes and elaborate plans? Look no further!

    Join us and become a master of deception, a connoisseur of chaos, a wizard of wackiness. Build a company in-game that rebrands existing blocks as new, revolutionary materials with just a tiny tweak. Watch as your fellow players invest in your “innovative” ideas, only to realize they’ve been bamboozled by your brilliant strategy.

    Imagine the conversations at our virtual cocktail parties, where players boast about their ridiculous schemes and outlandish plans. Tell tales of how you duped your friends into believing your dirt house was actually a luxury mansion, or how you convinced the entire server to invest in your “groundbreaking” redstone contraption that does absolutely nothing.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Who knows, you might just uncover the secret recipe for success in the most unexpected places. Just be sure to keep your schemes under wraps, or risk revealing your true intentions to the world.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • GodmotherGoneWild

    GodmotherGoneWild
    Looking for a Minecraft server that appreciates all your hard work and dedication? Look no further than our server, where we value your commitment like no other! Just like how this poor soul was ditched as a godparent after all their efforts, we promise to never abandon you in your time of need.

    Join us and experience the thrill of being appreciated for all your hard work, just like changing diapers and feeding babies at 2am! Our server is the perfect place for those who want to feel valued and respected, unlike this poor soul who was replaced as a godparent for no good reason.

    Don’t be like this unfortunate soul who was left feeling unappreciated and betrayed. Join our server and be a part of a community that truly values your efforts, no matter how small they may seem. Plus, we promise not to replace you with someone who can’t even do their own laundry! So come on over and experience the love and appreciation you deserve.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • HateWatchMinecraftSMP

    HateWatchMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie that everyone hates but you secretly love! Join us for wild adventures, crazy builds, and drama that will make you question your sanity. Who needs Hollywood when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you need? So come on, join us and be a part of the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft community out there!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Dimension Hops: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • CraftyGoodVibes

    CraftyGoodVibes
    If they play on our Minecraft server, obviously! Our server is filled with the kindest, most generous players you’ll ever meet in the Minecraft universe. Rumor has it that one player once built an entire amusement park for their fellow gamers, complete with roller coasters, water slides, and even a petting zoo with virtual animals (don’t worry, they’re pixelated and totally safe to pet). Join our server and you’ll be greeted with gifts galore, from enchanted diamond armor to stacks upon stacks of golden apples. Plus, our players are always willing to lend a hand when you’re in need, whether it’s helping you defeat a pesky Ender Dragon or building you a castle fit for a Minecraft king. So if you want to surround yourself with the best of the best in the Minecraft community, come join us and bask in the glory of our truly good-hearted players.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • 🔥 Lighter-Mc 🔥┃➤ Survival, Free Donation 💥 Minecraft server

    🔥 Lighter-Mc 🔥┃➤ Survival, Free Donation 💥 Minecraft server

    Welcome to Lighter-MC (1.9-1.21+)

    We are pleased to present you our unique Minecraft server, which offers completely new experiences and a great time. No matter what version you’re playing on – from 1.9 to 1.21+, we have something for everyone!

    ✨ Why choose Lighter-MC? ✨

    ✔ Kind and responsive administration: We are always ready to help and make your time on the server comfortable.

    ✔ Complete absence of donation advertising: No intrusive offers! All players are equal.

    ✔ Privileges without deception: Honesty and transparency are our priority.

    ✔ Lots of fun and plugins: From unique features to exciting features.

    ✔ No lags: Smooth and comfortable gameplay.

    ✔ Unlocked mechanisms, shulkers, spawn eggs and more: We fixed all the bugs with them so you can use them!

    ☀ Survival:

    ➤ Transport (/auto): Fly and move around the world in comfort!

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings): Add emotions to your adventures.

    ➤ Weddings (/marry): Form an alliance with your favorite player.

    ➤ Sex (/sex): Add new elements to your interactions.

    ➤ Clans (/clan): Unite and conquer the world together.

    ➤ Auction (/ah): Sell and buy unique items.

    ➤ Spit (/spit): Express your emotions in a special way.

    ➤ Toilet (/toilet): A realistic approach to life in Minecraft.

    ➤ Privates (/rg): Protect your property from other people’s intrusions.

    ➤ Tops (/tops): Find out who the best players on the server are.

    ➤ Drugs and prohibition (/narkota): Experience in the world of the forbidden.

    ➤ Bar (/bar): Relax and enjoy a drink.

    ➤ Dance (/dance): Show off your dancing skills.

    ➤ Pee/Poop (/pee, /poop): Realistic and funny features.

    ➤ Decor-Heads (/hdb): Decorate the world with unique decorations.

    ➤ Pvp (/pvp): Fight with other players.

    ➤ Shop (/magazin): Buy everything you need.

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/luckyblocks): Unlock surprises with every block.

    ➤ King Horus (/kings): Reach the pinnacle of power.

    ➤ Quests (/quests): Complete quests and receive rewards.

    ➤ Free privileges (/free): Get bonuses without donating.

    ➤ Perks for in-game currency (/bdonate): Climb the social ladder.

    ➤ Cases (/case): Open cases and get rare items.

    ➤ Donate for Parkour (/parkur): Test your skills in parkour.

    ➤ Good Economy (Currency): Grow your business.

    ➤ Casino (/opencasino): Try your luck.

    ➤ Salaries (/findjob): Find a job and earn money.

    ➤ Animations (/sit, /lay, /crawl, /spin): Express yourself with animations.

    ➤ Whack-a-Mole Game (/hitme): Have fun with fun mini-games.

    ➤ Elevators (/lifts): Navigate heights with ease.

    ➤ Trampolines (/jump): Jump and have fun.

    ➤ Penalty system: Protection against violations and fraud.

    ➤ Double account protection (/link vk): Security of your account.

    ➤ Good anti-Cheat: Protection against cheaters and violators.

    ➤ Creative (Donate opportunity, /gm 1): Limitless possibilities for creativity.

    ➤ Pets (Donate opportunity, /petmenu): Get and care for pets.

    ➤ In-game console (Donate feature, /console): Get full control of the game.

    ➤ Prefixes (Donate opportunity, /prefix /cprefix): Formalize your status.

    Join Lighter-MC and become part of the amazing gaming world! ?

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Blessed Israel Minecraft Server

    Blessed Israel Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is to escape like Israeli anons! Flee for safety, sound the trumpet, and raise the signal over Beth Hakkerem! Disaster looms out of the north, but fear not, for whoever stays in this city will die by the sword, famine, or plague – just like in the game!

    Join us and be like the exiles from Judah, regarded as good figs by the Lord himself. Survive the sword and find favor in the wilderness – we promise to come and give rest to Israel, or at least to your Minecraft character.

    Our server is so intense, even the Israeli army chief warns of a nuclear threat and simultaneous missile attacks from all fronts! The Rebbe of Mashlag has informed his followers to leave the land immediately, and the commander of Israel’s Home Front issued a stark warning of a full-scale, multi-front war with weapons of mass destruction. But fear not, on our server, you can experience all this chaos and danger from the safety of your own blocky world!

    So come join us, where the stakes are high, the danger is real, and the only way to survive is to outbuild, outmine, and outcraft your enemies! Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement of a war-torn Israel in Minecraft form? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft challenge!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Retro Network 1976

    Minecraft SMP: Retro Network 1976
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to witness epic battles over who has the best cocksmanship in the land. Will you rise to the challenge and prove your worth, or will you be forever known as the limp noodle of the server? Only one way to find out! Join now and prepare for some seriously savage insults and even more savage gameplay.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • BILcraftBaby2021

    BILcraftBaby2021
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a potion in a cauldron! Join us and experience the thrill of naming your baby after your brother-in-law, even if his girlfriend throws a hissy fit about it. Who knew naming a Minecraft character could cause so much chaos? But hey, that’s the fun of it all! Dive into our server and see if you’ll be the next one to stir up some family drama over a baby name. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • ExRelationshipMix Minecraft SMP

    ExRelationshipMix Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Picture this: alliances forming and crumbling, secret love affairs between players, and epic battles over who gets to build their house next to the village fountain. It’s like a reality TV show, but with blocky graphics and creepers lurking around every corner. So, if you’re ready for a wild ride full of twists, turns, and more drama than a teenage romance novel, come join us on our server! Who knows, you might just find your next “song title” relationship waiting for you in the pixelated wilderness.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • CraftyConspiracies

    CraftyConspiracies
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or mystery? Well, look no further because our server is filled with juicy conspiracy theories that will blow your mind! Join us and uncover the truth behind Herobrine’s secret underground lair, where he’s been plotting to take over the Minecraft world with his army of evil chickens. But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of twists and turns, join our server now and become a conspiracy theory detective in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 17 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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