DickridingCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /a/ Fans!

A, animation, Anime, bottom-of-the-barrel, Character development, critique, dickriding, DickridingCraft, Disappointment, fallen standards, Fans, filler show, horrible generic soundtrack, low quality., mid-2005, Minecraft, Nick Jr., no meaningful characterization, review, Server, Soundtrack, stiff animation, television, Ultimate

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8132
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Void Gems Collected:	22	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3728

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, stiff animations and lackluster soundtracks on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself. Our characters are so well-developed, you’ll swear they jumped right out of a Nick Jr. show from the mid-2000s. And don’t even get us started on the soundtrack – it’s so generic, it’s practically iconic.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

Black Hole SevTech

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5503
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9219
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Fresh SevTech Ages Anarchy Server 3.2.3 No Discord, we use Telegram https://t.me/+tgRHcDaarmY3NmMx Administrator contact https://t.me/sonomukashi 5.161.79.119:25566 CPU: AMD EPYC (4) @ 2.445GHz Memory: 3.5GB Disk: NVMe 160GB Download 3Gbps Upload 2Gbps

Please note the information here may not be up to date and its best to join the Telegram group to stay up to date

5.161.79.119

Web_

Factions, Prison, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7452
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Potions Brewed:	78	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Project Eden is an Old-School Non OP Prison. Work your way through four wings, each with their own unique ecosystem , loot table, and design. Work hard and gather resources, or use brute force and trickery to rob from those honest few. No matter the strategy, you’ll have to form alliances if you wish to feel truly safe.

C-Prisoner- Fresh out out the cyropod right into an alien planet, this is your first step to see if you will earn your freedom, or toil away incaptivity.

B-Prisoner – You’ve proven yourself capable and have begin to make a name for yourself. Finally, you can assert some “authority”

A-Prisoner- You’ve seen many shapeless nights, the chaos on the enclosure is routine to you now, in fact your starting most of it. Here you should have strong alliances made and rivals to target.

Elite-Prisoner- You are the Apex Predator of this Ecosystem, will you control your turf with approachable business, or cutthroat schemes. Freedom is almost in sight.

ProjectEden.apexmc.co

pinecraftequestrian.com

Cross-Play

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4673
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

This server is pinecraftequestrian for horse lovers. It is for my granddaugter to play her games on Mindcraft.

pinecraftequestrian.com

BoredomMC

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4530
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Villages Defended:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Runes Activated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Boredom MC is a private/whitelisted vanilla gameplay SMP server focused on keeping Minecraft the way it’s meant to be played. We now only accept players that are 17 years of age, or older. We have a dedicated staff team and an amazing community of tightly-knitted players who make this an experience to never forget. Don’t hesitate to become a part of our amazing, and active community.

Play.BoredomMC.Com

Nexus Anarchy | 1.20x | BRAND NEW | Join Today!

2b2t, 2b2tclone, Anarchy, Brandnewserver, Hacking Allowed, Norules, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7216
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Runes Activated:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Experience the chaos of Nexus Anarchy, a Minecraft server where there are no rules and hacking is allowed. With no staff to enforce any regulations, players are free to explore and create their adventures. Join our brand new server that opened on 1/16/24 and enjoy the 24/7 gameplay at nexusanarchy.minecraftserver.us

nexusanarchy.mcserver.us

KeyCraft RP | 1.20+ | ✨ Medieval Fantasy Roleplay | ⚔️ Vanilla/Quests/MCMMO |

120server, dnd, Dungeons, Dwarf, Elf, Factions, FANTASY, Fantasyrp, Guilds, Kingdom, Lgbt, Lgbtfriendly, Lore, Magic, MCMMO, Medieval, Medievalfantasy, Nowhitelist, PvE, Quest, Roleplay, RPG, Rpserver, Shop, smp, Spells, Survival, Survivalmultiplayer, Vampire

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2198
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Star Shards Collected:	128
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

KeyCraft RP | 1.20+ | ✨ Medieval Fantasy Roleplay | ⚔️ Vanilla/Quests/MCMMO | Minecraft Server

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft.

Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !

Everyone will be able to find their purpose on KeyCraft, you just have to unlock your potential!

Java IP: keycraft.mcserver.us

Key Features

regardless of their identity

How does KeyCraft differ from other servers?KeyCraft is Non-Whitelisted, but strictly 13+, younger players are encouraged to join when they’re older! KeyCraft also features multiple ways for the players to shape the world, whether that’s through Guild Favor, Build requests, or Player Events, the world is in your hands!

KeyCraft RP | 1.20+ | ✨ Medieval Fantasy Roleplay | ⚔️ Vanilla/Quests/MCMMO | Minecraft Server

Where to Find usKeyCraft Official Discord Group!KeyCraft Official Wiki Page!KeyCraft TikTok Account!KeyCraft InstaGram Page!

KeyCraft Patreon!

Feel free to check us out!

keycraft.mcserver.us

Aurkana

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2462
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Welcome to Aurkana! A friendly community server with a Minecraft experience unlike no other. We offer a Semi-Vanilla game-play along with many features to enjoy with your friends or our community! Heres what we offer for you:

– Grief Prevention/Claiming so that your builds are fully protected from any other players unless granted permission from you!

– An economy! We offer jobs that pay you in-game for just doing things you would regularly do in the Minecraft game; Exploring, Mining, Hunting, etc. With the economy you’ll have access to the /shop to purchase a few of the necessary items you may need/want in-game!

– PlayerWarps! You’ll be able to create your own warps in order for other players to visit/teleport to your builds/shops!

– Pets! Everyone on the server is allowed to obtain any mob pet on the server, this includes pets with their own skills such as Pvp, Riding, Farming, etc! Just hold a lead in hand and kill it with that and boom its yours!

– PVP toggling! No more having to worry about other players trying to Pvp you. By default it is toggled off.

Playtime ranks! The more you play the higher you’ll rank up!

aurkanamc.com

DARCRAFT

PvE, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6997
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Darcraft is a kind of nightmare difficulty true survival! If you are looking for a challenge not far from vanilla – this server is for you. We have active Admins and we use whitelist so there are no trolls on our server!

darcraft.online

insanenetwork

KitPvP, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7765
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Potions Brewed:	132
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Minecraft Best Survival Network Shop Ranks Crates etc. 24/7 Supported Make sure to vote us If you need any help so join our discord

in7.indiannodes.shop:25577

BeastMC

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7060
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

A new, custom minecraft server! Online staff, a nice community, and more. Join now to get a wonderful experience with gamemodes like uhc, practice, and kitpvp!

beastmc.net

Vervain’s Arcadia – HermitCraft SMP, Survival, Creative, Mini-games + Close Community, LGBTQ+ and Allies, 18+ [1.20.1]

Adult, Adults, Armorstandeditor, Bisexual, Dynmap, Gay, Headdatabase, hermitcraft, java, Lgbt, LGBTQ, Lgbtqia, Mature, Mobheads, Nochatreports, PvE, Shoppingdistrict, smp, Streamers, streaming, Survival, Trans, Vanilla, Vanillasurvival, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4928
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Searching for a relaxed, friendly mature group who enjoy vanilla survival? Want an open minded, LGBTQ+ respecting community to be yourself with? Welcome to Vervain’s Arcadia! We offer…

📢 Relaxed Discord Community: Our members are super friendly and open minded, you’ll fit right in with us! We’re social, easy going and respectful. Talk about all things Minecraft, or vent about your hobbies and real life events with others. Get that private friend group feeling in a safe and active space.

⛏️ Arcadia SMP: Our survival HermitCraft style world boasts a huge map that never resets. Visit glorious community districts, Nether roof ice roads and massive super builds! With a small selection of QoL datapacks, this server is perfect for the active builder. See our server Dynmap. Proximity voice chat available!

⚙️ Creative: Collaborate with other community members on mega builds and concepts before building in the SMP, or simply mess around and have fun with no fear of losing your hard earned items.

Our servers use CoreProtect and other plugins to ensure effortless reversal in the unlikely event of griefing. Strictly 18+, mature adults only! No crates or other p2w rubbish.

Want to learn more? Visit https://vervainglobal.com/mc to see what we’re about! – Java Edition only!!!

vervainglobal.com

Globe SMP S2

Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6705
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

New season of Globe SMP! (basically World SMP S7 if ykyk)Brand new server that has had a lot of time put into it, hope you enjoy it!Basically a map of the world and you the players simulate geopolitical element of the world.YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO PLAY!discord.gg/XQVuTKumjm

globesmp.apexmc.co:25676

Eternity Factions

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8056
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Love Letters Sent:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Star Shards Collected:	74	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Welcome to Eternity Factions where you can get no women by playing but what you can get is some cool fights and make friends and enemies. https://discord.gg/mDC5XgvpRu

135.148.157.144

TheZoo

Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4264
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3943
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Potions Brewed:	173
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	35

simple survival server with a couple unique things, please bare with us as we work on the server while its being played this server should be done within the next month. this server will be out while we work on our network so keep in mind this is a work in progress as its out right nowtesting it rn not close to finished

play.thezoo.cc

OfficialFactions

Cross-Play, Factions

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7051
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Void Armor Forged:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Alien Abductions:	0

An OfficialFactions server with custom plugins and daily log in rewards. Join Now! Raiding/Survival/Teams/Factions

officialfactions.apexmc.co