DickridingCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /a/ Fans!

A, animation, Anime, bottom-of-the-barrel, Character development, critique, dickriding, DickridingCraft, Disappointment, fallen standards, Fans, filler show, horrible generic soundtrack, low quality., mid-2005, Minecraft, Nick Jr., no meaningful characterization, review, Server, Soundtrack, stiff animation, television, Ultimate

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3299
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, stiff animations and lackluster soundtracks on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself. Our characters are so well-developed, you’ll swear they jumped right out of a Nick Jr. show from the mid-2000s. And don’t even get us started on the soundtrack – it’s so generic, it’s practically iconic.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

Empire War: A Lord of the Rings Siege Server

1v50, Aragorn, Arcade, Archer, battle, Capture, Castles, Ctf, Dwarf, Dwarves, Edoras, Elf, Elves, Empire, Fight, Flag, Gondor, Haradrim, Helmsdeep, Hobbit, Horses, Lobby, Lotr, Middleearth, Minastirith, Monsters, Mordor, Moria, Mumakil, Network, Osgiliath, PvP, Ranger, Rohan, Sauron, Siege, Soldier, War, Waves

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1504
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Empire War: A Lord of the Rings Siege Server Minecraft Server

Empire War is an exciting, castle siege, PvP Minecraft server. Experience expansive class based combat, both attacking and defending locations from the Lord of the Rings novels and Films. Each map features a new array of play-styles for you to try out and master, as well as new custom built locations to explore and discover.

Join us, and experience firsthand the magical excitement that only Empire War can offer. Embark on a journey where you will battle, conquer, and shape your own destiny, all within a world where legends are forged: the future of Middle Earth is in the palm of your hand!

Join the forces of Mordor, Isengard, Haradrim, and more evil factions. Conquer Helm’s Deep as an Uruk-Hai general, besiege Minas Tirith with hordes of trolls, or raid the fields of Edoras riding dreadful wargs!

Or choose to fight for the free peoples of Middle-Earth. Defend the ruins of Osgiliath, or protect the ancient Halls of Moria! Push back the assaults on Erebor or end the evil once and for all at the doorstep of Mordor at the Black Gate!

Whatever you want to do, whatever side you want to fight for, Empire War allows you to jump right into Middle-Earth and feel like you’re actually part of its world.

Join now with the IP:

– lotr.empirewar.org

– play.empirewar.org

– mc.empirewar.org

Join our Discord server!

https://discord.gg/ydvVkCX

See you soon!

play.empirewar.org

GxNetwork

Parkour, PvP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4742
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Welcome to GXNetwork, the premier PvP practice server designed for Minecraft version 1.20 enthusiasts! Dive into a relentless battlefield where the action never ceases. GXNetwork offers an unparalleled PvP experience, catering to both seasoned veterans and newcomers alike. Engage in epic duels, exhilarating team battles, and intense free-for-alls within our dynamic environment.

Join a vibrant community of PvP aficionados, where competition is fierce and camaraderie runs deep. With our robust ranking system, track your progress, climb the leaderboards, and earn recognition as one of the top fighters on the server. GXNetwork prides itself on balanced gameplay mechanics, ensuring a fair and competitive experience for all participants. From meticulously crafted maps to carefully curated item pools, every aspect of the server is optimized for maximum enjoyment and challenge.

Whether you prefer strategic 1v1 encounters or chaotic group skirmishes, GXNetwork offers a diverse range of PvP modes to satisfy your adrenaline cravings. With regular updates and new content releases, there’s always something fresh and exciting to discover. Forge alliances, test your skills, and rise to the top in our ever-evolving PvP arena.

Are you ready to prove your mettle and dominate the battlefield? Join GXNetwork today and embark on your journey to PvP supremacy!

gxnetwork.us.to:25030

Play Survival! play-survival.com (Fully updated to 1.20)

Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6287
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2673	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Divine Spears Created:	21
Falling into the Void:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

The name of the server is quite self-explanatory. Join today if you crave Minecraft survival! We have some features to enhance the experience, but we keep it semi-vanilla. We have land claims, grief protection (including rollbacks), mcmmo, and economy. You’re gonna love it!

play-survival.com

⚔️ Tillage – Modded Medieval Roleplay

Alexsmobs, Backpack, Biomesoplenty, boat, Combat, Create, Custom, Dungeons, Dynamictrees, Economy, Emotecraft, Fairylights, Farmersdelight, Farming, Mca, Medieval, Modded, plane, Roleplay, RPG, Rpserver, Seasons, Ships, smp, Snowy, Supplementaries, Survival, Thirst, Tillage, Xaeros

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6763
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

⚔️ Tillage - Modded Medieval Roleplay Minecraft Server

If you’re looking for a medieval modded server,you’ve come to the right place.

Tillage requires a modpack to join.You can find Tillage on Modrinth.

The official server is integrated into the modpack.So you can just download and start playing!There’s a Discord, where players can chat and connect with each other outside of the game. Events and games are regularly held, adding to the fun and relaxed atmosphere of the server. Members can also enter raffles or even be picked as “Player of the Month”!Alex’s MobsBackpackedBetter CombatLand ClaimingBiomes O’ PlentyFarmer’s DelightDynamic TreesEmotecraftFairy LightsMinecraft Comes AliveSerene SeasonsSpice of LifeThirst–150+ Custom Configured Mods.* Modpack is subject to change, and updates.

Tillage on Discord

tillage.myzia.network

True SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2536
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	4798
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Welcome to True SMP. We are a new survival server that offers a lot of quality of life improvements without taking away from the “True” Minecraft multiplayer experience. Our aim here is to make a friendly community full of involved players and deliver an exciting and fun experience for everyone. Life can be stressful but here you can sit back relax, ease your mind and enjoy some gaming. Interested? Launch Minecraft 1.20.2 and enter the following IP in your multiplayer menu! – JAVA – TrueSMP.mc.gg BEDROCK – 5.62.71.12:22597

truesmp.mc.gg

MegaLeyendas

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9774
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Do you want a new experience? Or do you prefer an old-fashioned experience? It doesn’t matter all that, here in MegaLeyendas you choose how to play, whether it’s being a simple Minecraft survival player, challenging the countless bosses with unique mechanics, farming resources in the mines, or simply playing with luckyblocks. And the best part, WITHOUT MODS OR TEXTUREPACKS, a completely custom vanilla experience. Version: 1.17-1.20.4

play.megaleyendas.com

Golden Nations

Cross-Play, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4435
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Potions Brewed:	32
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	109
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Golden nations is a worldbuilding/roleplaying server. We have a small but welcoming community. The main focus of the server is for players to start their own nations in which players can ally with one another or even go to war with each other. We just reset and are looking for new players to join us!!

Features: Lands Nations War Brewery Dynmap McMMO Chestshop

goldennations.xyz

Hollowcraft Bungee

Creative, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6233
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Star Shards Collected:	243
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

While the server is functional we are looking for players to help build the worlds as well as the community.

Java (v1.20+) Plugins: Advanced Region Market, Beauty Quests, Better RTP, Better Structures, BlueMap, Bookshelf, Chest Shops, Citizens, CoreProtect, Decent Holograms, Deluxe Menus, EssentialsX, GSit, Info HUD, Interactions, ViaBackwards, ViaVersion, WorldEdit, WorldGuard, Plus others!

bungee.hollowcraft.online:25569

S-G Hosting ATM9

Atm, Atm9, Modded, Moddedserver, Nobanneditems, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7040
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	304	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Towns Built:	9
Crops Grown:	4142	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

New server with NO banned items/restrictions! Our community is small, but friendly. We at S-G Hosting believe in playing the modpack how its meant to be played! With simple easy to follow rules and no banned items you’ll have all the freedom you need to create and explore!

atm9.s-g.gg

Osria | Dark Fantasy Roleplay | 1.18.2

16plus, Crafting, Darkfantasy, Discord, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Freeform, Highfantasy, Magic, Medieval, Medievalrp, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Whitelist

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2972
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

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Osria | Dark Fantasy Roleplay | 1.18.2 Minecraft Server

Welcome to Osria, Seekers!

Osira Roleplay is a 16+ whitelist Dark Fantasy server dedicated to a ttrpg roleplay style that encouraged a coorperative environment where players are encouraged to use their strategy thinking, building and progressing their characters through levels and preparing character gear to help them easier in events. Our community and roleplay styles is mainly centered around Player versus Environment where players will engage in story lines according to either players, regions or server arcs.

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Do you wish to create your own story? How about being able to craft items? Engage in events and level your character to the best of their abilities? You can do that here!

Realmseeker System – Realmseeker is a system designed for customization and simplicity. It takes dnd 5e and pathfinder elements and build your own class system mixing them together. Realmseeker has over dozen races, 5 themes to base a class around, and largely freeing crafting system that is easy to use. It is an evolving system that gets update and balancing as needed.

Discord – While our main platform for roleplay is on a minecraft server, half of progression, communication, community and applications are done through our discord servers! Discord makes it far easier for players to engage with our staff members within their own channels about the path of the characters depending on which Branch of Progression they go or what story they want to tell and for easy discussions and fast approvals. Our discords are also where players can interact with each other, share stories or funny roleplay moments or engage in any community activities.

Crafting – Players are able to craft their own items or sell them accordingly. This crafting system is apart of the Realmseeker System. People submit their applications in their own channels and are able to create whatever they wish, so long as they have the materials! Players can make alchemy potions, enchanting items weapons, armour, guns, airships, sea ships, even invent entirely new inventions!

Settlements – Settlments are Osria’s player regions! You can choose to become your own settlement and grow to become an empire through roleplay and dedication.

Character Creation – Players are able to pursue their own character stories and where they would like to take their characters. Their alignment and stories will always impact events, arcs and even specific areas or items that may trigger and event line.

Events – The environment within the roleplay world is alive with NPCs and creatures. You are able to explore the world through events run by dms and begin your adventures in Sunnydale (spawn) or any player regions that arise. Events are often triggered by player actions and will create interesting arcs for character development, character involvement and world building simply by having your character purpuse what they desire.

Like what you see? Join us on Osria here; [Forum Link] | [Discord Link]

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osria.mc.gg

Skyblock Anarchy

25inbome, 420friendly, Anarchy, Fun, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9868
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

SkyBlock Anarchy is a server that uses the Carpet Sky Additions mod, allowing players to obtain any item in SkyBlock. Each player gets a personal island randomly placed within a 50k radius around spawn. There are no rules or admins, and players can progress in the game by following their “Advancements” menu. Certain hacks are allowed, but some game-breaking ones are protected against, including speed, fly, elytra, and air place hacks. The server also has several commands, including TPA, home, and spawn. While players can connect with a vanilla client, the server supports several mods, including Seed Map, MiniHUD, and Distant Horizons.

skyblockanarchy.gay:25564

Focused Survival

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6560
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3

Best SURVIVAL server in BRAZIL!

focusedsurvival.net

XYZZY SlimeFun

PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1587
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

XYZZY SlimeFun is a small global community based server. Our goal isn’t to be huge, we just want to be a fun close knit community of like minded players. A group of players who enjoy exploring, building and chatting. Solo bases, towns, large community projects, friends from around the world. We’ve played various modpacks in the past but decided to go with a plugin pack this time to open up the opportunity for folks who just want to use the vanilla MC client.

SlimeFun adds lots of the fun elements of mods like; machines, power generation, magic staves, altars, etc. but all while using just a normal Minecraft client. We have land claims so your buildings and resources are protected from griefing. We have a portal system throughout the server that consists of in-world portals to take you specific biomes, towns, etc. As well, all players have the ability to teleport to friends, spawn and back home at any time. We are open to everyone, no whitelist. Our Discord is https://discord.gg/5uCkvz4YAk Our server address is xyzzy.cloudns.cl

xyzzy.cloudns.cl

2b2t.es

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8567
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Buildings Constructed:	23
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Spanish 2builders2tools is a Cracked Anarchy Server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.es. —————————————————- 2builders2tools in Spanish is a Cracked Anarchy Server that promises its players a vanilla survival game with PvP, an endless world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.es.

2b2t.es

play.minewar.fun

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4431
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

MineWar is a fun survival server with commands such as /sethome and /rtp which make the game funner to play. It is also very well developed. For new players, there are pieces of text around spawn to help get started on the server. Want to have some fun? Join today!

145.239.62.67