DickridingCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /a/ Fans!

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8515
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	108
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, stiff animations and lackluster soundtracks on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself. Our characters are so well-developed, you’ll swear they jumped right out of a Nick Jr. show from the mid-2000s. And don’t even get us started on the soundtrack – it’s so generic, it’s practically iconic.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

FlawlessMC

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1740
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4055	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Potions Brewed:	124	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Gods Slained:	2

Hello and welcome to FlawlessMC Join our small lovely community today! The server just released and we started the server with some rotation gamemodes just in the development phase!We are done with a custom Skyblock and Parkour Now we are doing a Custom Survival!Lots of features and things to do! Custom Enchants Totally Unique Biomes you never seen before! A Fair and Good Skill System Custom Trades/Recipes Dungeons

play.flawlessmc.net

CubivalCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	614
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

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play.cubivalcraft.xyz

FTB Ultimate Reloaded by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1230
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	244	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	105	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Farms Harvested:	785
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ulr.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

ulr.craftersland.net

Nexus Worlds

PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7841
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Endless Night Skies:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

A fun and friendly minecraft survival server. Made for the players. We host unique and fun events. We have custom made quests and rewards.Minecraft in a different way!

play.nexusworlds.nl:25502

Kencrafters Community Server

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1914
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Potions Brewed:	131
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Runes Activated:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Do you want a fun, safe and amazing community server to play on? What about family friendly? Well my friend, this is your chance! Come join us! We do constant community events, Nonstop survival challenges, and best of all, a fun loving community accepting of all ages! Joining discord and accepting some roles is one of the only ways you’ll be able to get ONTO the server, but it’s a precautionary measure to keep away trolls and griefers. Just follow the rules and your stay in the community is going to be an amazing one!

kencrafters.apexmc.co

AstroMine

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3942
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24

Welcome to Astromine – Your Gateway to Infinite Adventures! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey through the cosmos? Look no further! Astromine is here to take you to the stars and beyond in the world of Minecraft.Explore the Universe: Dive into a vast, custom-built universe filled with unique planets, moons, and celestial wonders. The possibilities are limitless!Custom Features: Experience a range of exclusive features and gameplay enhancements that set Astromine apart from the rest. Our team is dedicated to delivering a truly stellar experience.Build Your Dreams: Whether you’re a master architect or a redstone genius, Astromine offers endless creative opportunities. Build space stations, colonize new worlds, and create your own cosmic legacy.

astromine.net

boolets.net

Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7690
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

HI, welcome to boolets.net This is a SMP serverhosted by two passionate streamers, Shinkaii_Rin and RivsLive.JAVA: boolets.net BEDROCK: 145.239.62.121:19132We have everything an SMP has, well most likely do atleast.. Hope you enjoy your time here 🙂

boolets.net

RAD by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6763
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Buildings Constructed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rad.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Roguelike Adventures and Dungeons Modpack

rad.craftersland.net

OrdinaryWonders

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8265
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

We are part of the Minecraft Fellowship Server. Our Community is an 21+ adult semi-vanilla with survival and creative worlds. We are built to be a laid-back and a drama-free place to unwind, get creative, and have a little fun with no kid drama.In order to play on our server you will need to visit our website www.ordinarywonders.net and follow the application process.You can join our Discord at https://discord.gg/9CMrrE34su to read about our plugins and datapacks. Or message EternityMine on Discord (EternityMine#50133) if you have questions.Take a look at our Dynmap link to see our worlds at https://bit.ly/3HTGorR

173.233.143.198

GospelCraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	659
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20

Enter the KingdomDo you love playing Minecraft and want to experience it in a Christian light? Join GospelCraft today! You will be able to experience scripture and learn the gospel with the help of our many plugins that enable you to live out biblical principles in the game. Come experience our server today.

GospelCraft.com

LonksMC Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9057
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Enchantments Applied:	156	Animals Bred:	118
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

If a fun, friendly and engaging server is what you’re looking for, you can stop searching. Lonks MC is all that and more! Built around Towny, MCMMO, Jobs and other great plugins, Lonks is a server with plenty to offer!With several monthly events, minigames, more than 35 ranks and a wonderful community there’s plenty for you to discover – with more to come as the server constantly updates and changes! Sound good? Come on over so you too can become part of our wonderful community!Features: – Towny – MCMMO – Free Ranks – Jobs – Quests – Weekly EventsIP: LonksMC.com Website: https://www.lonksmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/F9PSkgM

Lonksmc.com

ForestBlock

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3988
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ores Mined:	8620

play.forestblock.fun

LibreVoxel

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4752
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Crops Grown:	5631
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

This server was created to address a fundamental problem. There are too few Minecraft servers hosting the vanilla game mode without modifications. I want to host Minecraft the way it was meant to be played; that is all. As the administrator, I am committed to keeping the gameplay as vanilla and seamless as possible. I invite you to join us in getting back to basics; this server isn’t an anarchy server. It’s just a Minecraft server—down to earth and as straightforward as possible. No gimmicks, no cheaters, no special mechanics—just the game as Notch intended. Votifier might come later, please spread this server through word of mouth, and enjoy yourselves.Cross-play will come soonPlease join the discord, or make your opinions known on the subreddit; r/librevoxel/

librevoxel.lol

SavageFactions

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9557
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	New Chunks Explored:	190831
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Enchantments Applied:	104
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

sfactions.com

GlacierCraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2445
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Farms Harvested:	640	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Dive into the enchanting realm of Glacier Craft, a Minecraft server that beckons with open arms. Here, an inviting community thrives like a second family, where players are welcomed by warm smiles and pixelated wonders. Traverse breathtaking frozen landscapes, crafted with collective imagination, and embark on thrilling quests that forge bonds as strong as ice. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a novice explorer, Glacier Craft offers a nurturing environment where creativity knows no bounds. Join us to sculpt, survive, and socialize in harmony, where the chill vibes of friendship melt away the woes of the outside world.

GlacierCraft.apexmc.co