so, like, u know those dudes who send dck pics? yeah, they must be like super confident in their junk, amirite? well, if u wanna hang out with some real confident peeps, then u gotta join this minecraft server. we got a whole bunch of players who are so confident in their building skills, they’ll build u a castle in like, 2 minutes flat. and don’t even get me started on the pvp battles – these guys are so confident in their fighting skills, they’ll take on a whole army of creepers with just their bare hands. so if u wanna be surrounded by some seriously confident gamers, then come join us on this server. trust me, it’ll be a dck-pic-sending good time.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
Herobrine Sightings: 8 Epic Shields Constructed: 32
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 73
Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • ZelenskysVictoryPlan

    ZelenskysVictoryPlan
    u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better buckle up cuz this server is like no other. we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find.

    but wait, there’s more! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all griefers and trolls. so u can build ur dream castle without any interruptions.

    oh, and did i mention that our server is actually a portal to another dimension? yea, u heard me right. once u step foot in our server, u’ll be transported to a land filled with candy mountains and talking trees. it’s like a dream come true, but better.

    so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Potions Brewed: 70 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Arconia Murder Mayhem Server

    Arconia Murder Mayhem Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis server, it’s like the Arconia building but wit no murders, just pure fun and craziness! our homicide rate is like 2000 per 100,000, but don’t worry, it’s all virtual so u ain’t gonna die for real, just ya Minecraft character lol. we got more action than Colima, Mexico, and that’s sayin’ a lot! come join da madness and let’s build some epic stuff together!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 69 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Pixel Potions: No ADHD Antioxidants

    Pixel Potions: No ADHD Antioxidants
    so like, u know how some peeps think they can cure ADHD with like, fancy antioxidant therapy? well, turns out, a bunch of smart peeps did a big review and found NO PROOF that it actually works! like, mind blown, right? so, if u wanna join our epic Minecraft server, u can leave all that bogus therapy behind and just have a blast building and exploring with us! who needs fancy treatments when u have blocky adventures waiting for u, amirite?! come join us and leave the antioxidants at the door, cuz we’re all about that pixelated life, baby!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Animals Bred: 73
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 47 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 11 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • STARKSteal

    STARKSteal

    The most fun and exciting new LifeSteal SMP called STARKSteal SMP just started.

    Non P2W | Fully Grind | Custom Items | Warps | Votes | Chat Games | Rewards from Mobs | Pick-up Spawners and so much more!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 24 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • NewERA

    NewERA

    We invite you to explore NuevaEra, a brand new Minecraft server enthusiastically created by TheEzeYT and a talented team of contributors. Although we’ve only been up and running for a month, we’re dedicated to delivering a unique and exciting gaming experience.

    With a vibrant and active community on our Discord, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to connect and share epic moments with other players. NuevaEra is a newly launched project, and your support is crucial to help us grow and get better every day.

    Join us at NuevaEra and be part of this new adventure! We look forward to building, exploring and enjoying together!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    The minimum set of everything for building an anarchic server.

    No privates, no stupid donations, no idiotic rules. There is only you and the world that awaits you and your friends, because together it is more fun and safer.

    You are free in everything, you can do whatever you want and wherever you want. But remember that there are other players besides you, so you should be on guard.

    The server team is easily accessible and ready to listen to players. We are waiting for you and your ideas.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Eternity SMP [SMP]

    Server Address eternitysmp.net
    Version 1.18 – 1.21.1

    About Us:

    Eternity SMP offers a classic survival multiplayer experience spanning multiple Minecraft versions. We focus on providing a simple yet engaging Minecraft experience while supporting multiple game versions.

    Features:

    • Multi-Version Support: Play on versions 1.18 through 1.21.1
    • Enhanced Vanilla Gameplay: Carefully selected plugins to improve your experience
    • Community-Focused: Active and helpful player base
    • Regular Events: Participate in server-wide challenges
    • Player Economy: Engage in trade and build your wealth
    • Land Claims: Protect your builds
    • Teams: Collaborate with other players

    Server Rules:

    1. Respect others’ builds and property
    2. No griefing, stealing, or unauthorized PvP
    3. Build 500+ blocks from spawn
    4. Preserve landscapes; repair creeper damage
    5. Optimize farms for server performance
    6. PvP only in designated areas
    7. Keep builds and behavior family-friendly
    8. No exploits or unauthorized mods
    9. Follow item/mob farm regulations
    10. Help new players; don’t scam
    11. Use common sense

    Join Our Community:

    We invite you to become part of our growing family of players. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or new to the game, Eternity SMP offers a welcoming environment for all.

    Discord: discord.gg/wKPEjWNFHQ

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Divine Spears Created: 20
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server

    Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a herd of sleeping sheep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be cumming with excitement! Join us for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft – from riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of Steve wearing a tutu. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist cumming back for more! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to cum your way to victory!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Animals Bred: 173
    Mythical Quests Completed: 45 Dimension Hops: 15
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Emeralds Found: 8946
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Potions Brewed: 140 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP

    Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is giving out the “Mom told me to kill myself award” to the player who dies the most ridiculous deaths! Whether you accidentally jump into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper while trying to tame a chicken, we want to see it all!

    Join our server for a chance to win this prestigious award and bragging rights among your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have the satisfaction of knowing your deaths were so epic that even your own mom would be impressed? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • RebelRecruitMC Server

    RebelRecruitMC Server
    So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.

    So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Zombie Dances: 8 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

    Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft
    lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

    join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

    so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Ores Mined: 1350 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Evil Twin Fights: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • CowTopia

    CowTopia

    Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crops Grown: 6367 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

    Overview
    Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
    Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
    MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
    World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join Aurelia? You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
    Is Aurelia suitable for all ages? Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
    Can I create my own town in Aurelia? Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
    Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia? Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
    Is there a Discord server for Aurelia? Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 814 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 24 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 307
    New Chunks Explored: 586290 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

    Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

    And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 24
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

    Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

    In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Emeralds Found: 2070
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Mythical Quests Completed: 34
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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