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Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Void Armor Forged: | 28 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 |
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