Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
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