Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. And don’t worry, if it burns like hell when you piss or cum, that just means you’re having a blast on our server! So come on, join us and let the hilarity ensue. Just make sure to bring some extra underwear, because you’re gonna need it!
Dick Trouble Minecraft Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee a little? Look no further, because our server is so hilarious, you’ll be questioning if you have a UTI or a yeast infection from laughing so hard!
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Golden MC Pure Survival 1.7.3
Multiplayer Collaboration Fun, Pure, minimalist server design, beta version exploration, Classic Minecraft VibesGolden MC
Survival | Vanilla | Beta 1.7.3
๐ฎ IP:
goldenmc.org
๐ Version: Minecraft Beta 1.7.3
๐งฑ Gamemode: Pure Survival – No Pay-to-Win, No Bloat
- True Vanilla Feel โ No economy, no homes, no kits. Just Minecraft.
- Minimal Plugins โ Only small tweaks for better play.
- No World Resets โ Your builds and fun stay.
- Community-Focused โ Make pals, build towns, or roam.
Join Golden MC for a trip back to the good old days of Minecraft. Build what you want, meet new folks, and have a blast. Come play with us at
goldenmc.org
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