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Absolutely Sick Of ‘Im Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all they do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is absolutely sick of ‘im! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens doing the moonwalk, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes before exploding! Join us for a wild ride full of chaos and laughter.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Players Killed by Monsters:	880
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

AuntieSlayin’Craft

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Are you tired of judgmental adults who can’t handle being called out by a 5-year-old? Then join our Minecraft server, where kids rule and adults drool! Our server is a safe space for all, where even the youngest players can stand up to the haters.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that stands up for what’s right. Who needs adults when you have a squad of fearless 5-year-olds ready to take on the world? So come on, join us and show those judgy adults who’s boss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Farms Harvested:	484
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

FearlessCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to fear is running out of diamonds? Well, fear no more because on our server, you’ll have to overcome the fear of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers! Yes, you heard that right. These fearless fowl will stop at nothing to take you down and steal all your loot. But don’t worry, once you conquer this fear, you’ll be rewarded with epic loot and bragging rights for days. So come join us and show those zombie chickens who’s boss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4462	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftyMorningFun

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Do you wake up and immediately start mining for diamonds? Or maybe you prefer to tame a herd of wild pigs before breakfast? Well, whatever your morning routine may be, our Minecraft server has got you covered with all the craziness you could ever want!

Join us for a world where creepers are actually friendly and trade you rare items for hugs. Build a castle made entirely out of cake and watch as villagers flock to your sugary fortress. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as your wildest dreams, come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftyAyatollahSafeHouse

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OMG U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IRAN’S SUPREME LEADER WAS PLAYIN AND HE HAD TO MOVE TO SAFETY CUZ HE COULDN’T HANDLE THE EPICNESS! LIKE, THE CREEPERS WERE LITERALLY BOWING DOWN TO HIM, BUT HE WAS LIKE “NAH, I CAN’T HANDLE DIS, I’M OUT!” SO IF U WANNA BE MORE EPIC THAN IRAN’S SUPREME LEADER, JOIN DIS SERVER NOW! PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U FIND THE SECRET DIAMOND MINE, U CAN SUMMON A HERD OF LLAMAS TO RIDE INTO BATTLE! YEAH, LLAMAS, NOT HORSES, LLAMAS! SO WHAT R U WAITIN FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGENDARY LLAMA RIDER!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Atoq’s Vanilla Adventure: Where even the creepers prefer their vanilla flavor!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
World Age	1.5+ years old
Events and Polls	Regular events and polls
Whitelist	Application required for access
Community	Active community and staff
Mods	In-game voice chat, art and music maker mods
Lore	Rich storyline and lore
Java Version	v1.19.3
Custom Origins	Unique origins and beliefs

Join our Discord for more information!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Do I need to be a content creator to join?

No, being a content creator is not a requirement, but the server is tailored towards content creators.

How can I apply for whitelist?

You can apply for whitelist through our Discord server by filling out the application form.

What kind of events are hosted on the server?

We host various events such as building competitions, PvP battles, treasure hunts, and more.

Can I suggest new mods or features for the server?

Yes, we welcome suggestions from our community members and regularly consider adding new mods or features based on feedback.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1349
Dimension Hops:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Hiro’s Minecraft Server – The Destroyer

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Are you tired of dealing with hiro the slant eyed gook ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Join our server and help us defeat this evil villain once and for all! With epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to save the Minecraft world from destruction, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun. Plus, rumor has it that hiro the slant eyed gook drops rare loot when defeated – so what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show him who’s boss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Naruto’s Minecraft SMP Village

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on any griefers trying to ruin the fun. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these llama warriors.

2. The spawn point is actually a secret portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. Who knows what kind of adventures await you there!

3. Our community is so welcoming that even the creepers have decided to join in on the fun. Don’t worry, they promise not to blow up your builds… most of the time.

4. Want to become a Minecraft millionaire? Well, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere on the server. Good luck finding it before someone else does!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft world. Just remember, this is canon and you will read it.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

VillagerRocketsBOOM

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Lol come join our epic Minecraft server where we blow up villages like Hezbollah but with TNT and creepers! Watch out for those pesky villagers trying to escape our wrath, but don’t worry, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor to protect ourselves. Join us for some explosive fun and chaos, just like a real war zone but with pixelated blocks! Let’s show those creepers who’s boss and dominate the server with our epic builds and crazy antics. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Enival: Where the creepers are more trustworthy than your neighbor

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Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod to have more fun.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
Smooth gameplay	A few QoL mods for a better experience.
No TP	No such mods as /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I apply to join Enival?

A: You can apply in Discord by following this link: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server launched over a week ago.

Q: Can I explore the server world before joining?

A: Yes, you can check out the world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	247	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Toilet-bound Hanako-kun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you will be transported to the Hell of Mirrors! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that deep within the Spook 31 server lies a secret world filled with mirrors that reflect your deepest fears. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us as we navigate through twisted mazes, battle creepy creatures, and try to escape the clutches of the Mirror Demon.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you can find the legendary Mirror Shield, you will gain the power to control the mirrors and bend them to your will. Imagine the possibilities! You could create infinite copies of yourself, confuse your enemies, or even trap them in a never-ending reflection loop.

So come join us on Spook 31: The Hell of Mirrors, where every corner holds a new surprise and every mirror has a story to tell. Just be careful not to get lost in your own reflection… or you may never find your way out!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Enchantments Applied:	180	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5381	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Cuck Wins Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but enchanted potatoes and rubber chickens. Our spawn town is a chaotic mess of giant statues made entirely out of TNT, because why not?

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their potato-wielding rebellion?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a chicken. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Tattoo Drama Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as whimsical as a bunny with fairy wings? Look no further! Our server is filled with magical creatures and enchanting adventures that will make you feel like you’re in a fairy tale.

Join us and explore a world where bunnies soar through the sky and dragons roam free. Build your own castle and defend it against hordes of evil mobs. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your 35 tattoos – in fact, we encourage you to show them off in our virtual world!

So why should you join our server? Well, let’s just say that our community is so supportive that even if your boyfriend doesn’t like your bunny tattoo, we’ll still love and appreciate you for who you are. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers)?

So come on, hop on over to our server and let’s make some magical memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a fairy godmother to grant you three wishes – or at least help you defeat the Ender Dragon. See you in the game!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ShowerCamShenanigans

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where privacy is our number one priority! Unlike public shower rooms, our virtual world has individual cabins with solid doors for all your gaming needs. No need to worry about unwanted videocalls revealing your pixelated secrets here!

Join us and avoid the drama of real life dormitories. Our community is filled with players who respect each other’s privacy and won’t hesitate to report any inappropriate behavior. Plus, we have a strict eviction policy for those who don’t follow the rules – just like in the story above!

So come on in and build your own virtual paradise without the fear of someone accidentally broadcasting it to the world. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandal-free? Join now and let the gaming adventures begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Void Gems Collected:	36
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BedrockBloopers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as vanilla as Steve’s wardrobe? Well, come join our server where things are anything but normal in the bedroom… I mean, in the game!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a pack of wild chickens start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Shark”. Or how about the time when a group of creepers formed a boy band and tried to blow up the stage during a talent show?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Bedrock Bedtime Stories, where players gather around a campfire and share tales of their most embarrassing Minecraft moments. Trust us, you’ll never look at a bed the same way again after hearing these stories.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who embrace the absurd and turn the ordinary into the extraordinary? Come join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected… and maybe invest in some earplugs for those chicken concerts.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	72	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8