Diarrhea Minecraft SMP Massacre | New Minecraft Servers 2024

The Pixelated Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a special feature called “post your face” where players can upload a picture of their face and have it plastered all over the virtual world for everyone to see. Show off your best selfie while battling creepers and building epic structures!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends. Who knew pigs had such killer dance moves?

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja chickens who will protect you from any danger that comes your way. These feathered warriors are trained in the ancient art of cluck-jitsu and will stop at nothing to keep you safe while you explore the virtual world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Just remember to bring your best dance moves and be ready to show off your face to the world.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

1btc Minecraft SMP Holder

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Are you tired of holding onto that 1btc since 2017 and not knowing what to do with it? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can trade that 1btc for in-game diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt blocks. Rumor has it that he can summon a herd of creepers with just a flick of his wrist.

Join now and become part of our wacky community where we host weekly llama races, giant chicken jousting tournaments, and even have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and let’s mine, build, and laugh together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CheerCraftCentral

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Looking for a place to escape the real world and have a blast with your pals? Look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding.

Need a break from the stress of daily life? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a laugh with your friends. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will always know how to cheer you up, whether it’s with a well-timed joke or a ridiculous prank.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his flock and conquer the server with your feathered friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world of laughter, friendship, and chicken shenanigans!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

HezbollahCraft: ZainabGoneBoom

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lol this server is so lit, even Zainab Nasrallah’s daughter plays on it, until she got rekt in a crazy Beirut strike. come join us and see if you can survive longer than her! we got epic battles, insane builds, and even a secret underground bunker where you can hide from airstrikes. plus, our admins are like ninjas, always ready to swoop in and save the day. join now and be part of the madness!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	283
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Blocky Ghetto Shootout

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come join our epic minecraft server where we fight gun homicides with diamond swords and enchanted armor! our community is so tight-knit, we treat each other like family and protect each other from creepers and griefers.

we have the most lit events, like a weekly dance party in the nether, where we all bust out our best moves and show off our sick skins.

plus, our server is so exclusive, even herobrine himself tried to join but we said nah fam, you gotta earn your spot like everyone else.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and crazy as a creeper explosion, then come join us and let’s take down gun violence one block at a time!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Minecraft Server: /lolg/ – Laugh Out Loud Gaming

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for our 15 Year Anniversary celebration where we have Music Fan Gragas throwing epic parties, Cosplayer Neeko showing off her amazing costumes, Esports Fan Trundle cheering on every player, and Ann-Sivir-sary giving out free skins like it’s nobody’s business!

But that’s not all! Our latest patch notes include adding flying pigs and rainbow unicorns to the game. And don’t even get me started on the PBE Patch Notes – we’re introducing a new dimension where you can ride on giant chickens and battle evil llamas!

Need some inspiration for your builds? Check out our account stats and model viewer to see the most epic creations on our server. And if you need some guidance, our OP pastebin has all the tips and tricks you need to dominate the game.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mines Excavated:	1462
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Villages Defended:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Absolutely Sick Of ‘Im Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all they do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is absolutely sick of ‘im! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens doing the moonwalk, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes before exploding! Join us for a wild ride full of chaos and laughter.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Farms Harvested:	899	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

AuntieSlayin’Craft

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Are you tired of judgmental adults who can’t handle being called out by a 5-year-old? Then join our Minecraft server, where kids rule and adults drool! Our server is a safe space for all, where even the youngest players can stand up to the haters.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that stands up for what’s right. Who needs adults when you have a squad of fearless 5-year-olds ready to take on the world? So come on, join us and show those judgy adults who’s boss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20
New Chunks Explored:	568981	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

FearlessCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to fear is running out of diamonds? Well, fear no more because on our server, you’ll have to overcome the fear of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers! Yes, you heard that right. These fearless fowl will stop at nothing to take you down and steal all your loot. But don’t worry, once you conquer this fear, you’ll be rewarded with epic loot and bragging rights for days. So come join us and show those zombie chickens who’s boss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	813	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftyMorningFun

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Do you wake up and immediately start mining for diamonds? Or maybe you prefer to tame a herd of wild pigs before breakfast? Well, whatever your morning routine may be, our Minecraft server has got you covered with all the craziness you could ever want!

Join us for a world where creepers are actually friendly and trade you rare items for hugs. Build a castle made entirely out of cake and watch as villagers flock to your sugary fortress. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as your wildest dreams, come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Animals Bred:	59	Secret Passages Found:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyAyatollahSafeHouse

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OMG U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IRAN’S SUPREME LEADER WAS PLAYIN AND HE HAD TO MOVE TO SAFETY CUZ HE COULDN’T HANDLE THE EPICNESS! LIKE, THE CREEPERS WERE LITERALLY BOWING DOWN TO HIM, BUT HE WAS LIKE “NAH, I CAN’T HANDLE DIS, I’M OUT!” SO IF U WANNA BE MORE EPIC THAN IRAN’S SUPREME LEADER, JOIN DIS SERVER NOW! PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U FIND THE SECRET DIAMOND MINE, U CAN SUMMON A HERD OF LLAMAS TO RIDE INTO BATTLE! YEAH, LLAMAS, NOT HORSES, LLAMAS! SO WHAT R U WAITIN FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGENDARY LLAMA RIDER!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Dragon Scales Harvested:	387
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Atoq’s Vanilla Adventure: Where even the creepers prefer their vanilla flavor!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
World Age	1.5+ years old
Events and Polls	Regular events and polls
Whitelist	Application required for access
Community	Active community and staff
Mods	In-game voice chat, art and music maker mods
Lore	Rich storyline and lore
Java Version	v1.19.3
Custom Origins	Unique origins and beliefs

Join our Discord for more information!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Do I need to be a content creator to join?

No, being a content creator is not a requirement, but the server is tailored towards content creators.

How can I apply for whitelist?

You can apply for whitelist through our Discord server by filling out the application form.

What kind of events are hosted on the server?

We host various events such as building competitions, PvP battles, treasure hunts, and more.

Can I suggest new mods or features for the server?

Yes, we welcome suggestions from our community members and regularly consider adding new mods or features based on feedback.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	174	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Hiro’s Minecraft Server – The Destroyer

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Are you tired of dealing with hiro the slant eyed gook ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Join our server and help us defeat this evil villain once and for all! With epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to save the Minecraft world from destruction, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun. Plus, rumor has it that hiro the slant eyed gook drops rare loot when defeated – so what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show him who’s boss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Naruto’s Minecraft SMP Village

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on any griefers trying to ruin the fun. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these llama warriors.

2. The spawn point is actually a secret portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. Who knows what kind of adventures await you there!

3. Our community is so welcoming that even the creepers have decided to join in on the fun. Don’t worry, they promise not to blow up your builds… most of the time.

4. Want to become a Minecraft millionaire? Well, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere on the server. Good luck finding it before someone else does!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft world. Just remember, this is canon and you will read it.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

VillagerRocketsBOOM

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Lol come join our epic Minecraft server where we blow up villages like Hezbollah but with TNT and creepers! Watch out for those pesky villagers trying to escape our wrath, but don’t worry, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor to protect ourselves. Join us for some explosive fun and chaos, just like a real war zone but with pixelated blocks! Let’s show those creepers who’s boss and dominate the server with our epic builds and crazy antics. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Divine Spears Created:	26