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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 4164 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and exploding chickens that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on this server, you’ll be creating upside-down castles and rainbow-colored skyscrapers that defy the laws of physics.
But be warned, once you step foot into this server, there’s no turning back. You’ll be sucked into a vortex of madness and hilarity that will leave you wondering if you’ve entered an alternate dimension where nothing makes sense but everything is strangely addictive.
So grab your diapers, buckle up, and get ready for the ride of your life on this Minecraft server that defies all logic and reason.