Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with wild adventures, crazy pranks, and unexpected twists at every turn.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but rubber chickens and explosive sheep. Build your base out of rainbow-colored blocks and defend it from a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs.

But be warned, our server has a strict rule that all players must wear diapers while playing. Why, you ask? Well, it’s said that the server’s founder once accidentally peed themselves during a particularly intense PvP battle and now it’s become a tradition. So grab your diapers and get ready for some messy fun!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of poop jokes. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of pants!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Alien Abductions: 0
Mines Excavated: 2935 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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