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| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 4088 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 29 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 283 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Emeralds Found: | 6521 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!
But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!
