Diamonds & Dicks: A Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, anger, comparison, controversy, criticism, death metal, diamonds, Dicks, Disrespect, Frustration, genre, GREATNESS, grindcore, hate, judgment, metal, Minecraft, Music, Music (Industry), Negativity, opinion, Quality, Standards, Trash

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6129
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to gouge your eyes out with a diamond pickaxe? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and a community so awesome, even Herobrine wants in on the action. Our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, ready to swoop in and save the day whenever a griefer tries to ruin the fun.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to our server just to marvel at our pixelated prowess. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the blocky madness begin!

Whispering Tides Retreat 1.21.4

1.21.4, All Silent Souls Can Sing, Android, Carnevale’s Prologue, codes, Convene Tracker, Download, Each Choice You Made, egs, emotes, Events, friends list, Ios, Map, Media Contents, News, patch notes, Resonator Showcase, Retreat, Rewards, Rinascita, story cinematics, Surrender or Die, TGA 2024, The Ultimate Truth, Tides, Timeline, Version 1.4, version 2.0, When the Night Knocks, whispering, windows, wuthering waves, Xiangli Yao, Yinlin

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7239
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Crops Grown:	2216	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of craziness! Imagine Surrender or Die, The Ultimate Truth, and All Silent Souls Can Sing – that’s the vibe of this server! Plus, they got events like Pincer Maneuver Warriors II and Depths of Illusive Realm – it’s like a rollercoaster of insanity! And don’t even get me started on the emotes, bro, they’re gonna blow your mind! So what are you waiting for? Dive into this wacky world of Wuthering Waves and question your existence, man!

Rich Arab Sheikh Minecraft SMP Pumping One Billion

arab, billion, billionaire influence, college football, financial backing, financial influence, football clubs, Foreign Ownership, global sports, international sports, Minecraft, nil, pumping, Rich, rich Arab sheikh, Sheikh, smp, soft power, sports economics, sports finance, sports industry, sports investment, sports management, sports marketing, sports sponsorship, team acquisition, team ownership

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7436
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8216	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Potions Brewed:	99	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ores Mined:	5454	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even rich Arab sheikhs are getting in on the action! Join us for a chance to build your own empire and flex your financial muscles like never before. Who needs college football programs when you can dominate the virtual world with your wealth?

Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.

So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, bridezilla, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Drama, Etiquette, Event, family, guest list, Kids, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, relationships, Server, sibling, sister, Support, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3197
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	130
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no family drama like this wedding fiasco! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and no guilt trips from your sister.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.

Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?

Gifts4Grief

broken man, comforting gifts, customized gifts, DIY gifts, gift basket ideas, gift cards, Gift ideas, Gifts4Grief, handmade gifts, healing gifts, inspirational gifts, meaningful gifts, personalized gifts, practical gifts, relaxation gifts, self help books, self-care gifts, sentimental gifts, thoughtful gifts, unique gifts, wellness gifts

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8834
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	6033
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!

And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1163
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Void Armor Forged:	25

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8331
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Void Gems Collected:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Villages Defended:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2161
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Alien Abductions:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Buildings Constructed:	31
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	312
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	New Chunks Explored:	302198
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2571
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
New Chunks Explored:	282721	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Meteorites Collected:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	18

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4665
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	641
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dimension Hops:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7409
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Dimension Hops:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4074
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	108

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	525
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	1550	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1000
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Buildings Constructed:	50	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	33	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.