DiamondDoge – Minecraft SMP: GME Isolation Edition

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com where the only rule is mandatory study time on naked short selling and systemic risk. Don’t forget to watch our daily reminder at streamable.com/bzilp4 or face the wrath of the final boss, DTCC with 60T USD!

But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades happening at nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades and current trade halts + short restrictions that will make your head spin at nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts. And if you’re feeling brave, join our temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews – it’s a wild ride, trust us.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are high, the DDs are questionable, and the only thing you can count on is sneed hedgies. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

KDMS Minecraft Server

Creative, PvE, PvP, Survival

KDMS is a small server with a friendly community and where everyone is helped personally. Some of the things we have:

– A borderless 1.8 survival world – Both a freebuild flatlands creative world and a plot world (for if you like building on plots) – An amplified PVP world where griefing is allowed – A live updating map (http://play.kdms.us:8123/) – Anti xray and rollback plugins – Friendly staff – Extended map use (most of worlds are used more than a year before we even think about resetting it)

We have our own forums at http://kdms.us/forumsThese are used to showcase builds, report members and discuss ideas for new projects.

We hope to see you on the server soon!

-JWFJWF and the KDMS staff

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	288
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Sponge Anarchy

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Vanilla

Minecraft Vanilla Anarchy WITH HACKING ALLOWED! Join now! This server is BRAND NEW released 6am EST June 18 2022! Show the true meaning of anarchism and fight to become the one who ends all! The true feeling of Anarchy.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Mines Excavated:	2607	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Towns Built:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Vitality_PVP

Factions MCMMO Hardcore-PVP Shops Grief Raid Steal Loot Kill

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Alien Abductions:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BrightVenture

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Welcome to BrightVenture. Want to play survival, but you don’t have any people to play with well here at BrightVenture we want to have fun here at this server as a community. This is a survival server with some changes. This is COMPLETE crossplay using geyserMC and Floodgate so invite your buddies 🙂

For the rules of the server join the discord… Start your Venture with us!

Want to start the server yourself! DM us on discord and we’ll discuss.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

IronCraft: PvP

IP ADDRESS: play.ironcraftserver.com IP ADDRESS: play.ironcraftserver.com

BASIC INFO Ironcraft: PvP is a new 1.4.2 survival server! Our server features two survival worlds This is used to divide up the players so they have more room on the server!

SUPPORT We have a fully working website Active staff members on the server We listen to suggestions so don’t be afraid to talk to us!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ores Mined:	1086	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Venture SMP

Anarchy, Factions, Survival

Join our discord server to see further details: Venture SMP This is a fun SMP Rules • No hacking, No spawn killing,No griefing in the first week,No griefing farms, Teaming is allowed but no teams more than 4, If you hack you will get banned for a month,I am not telling the seed, The end is opening after 2 weeks, The dragon egg owner will get a sharp 5 Netherite Hoe,PvP is turned off during the opening day to avoid players killing each other with iron tools.No toxic, we want nice human players but killing is allowed, just don’t orally harass players. Notice Not even the owner has admin so yep and is 1.18.2 IP: ss1.nide8.com:25583

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Animals Bred:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

awesomeland

24/7 Dedicated survival minecraft server. A huge world with antigrief protection is available through LogBlock, LWC and mcbans. Free to join, play and explore. Build your own house in the different cities and explore the vast map

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1612
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

TryKit

Anarchy, Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

The new upcoming server that is in open beta with staff applications, we currently have skywars, bedwars, kitPvP, anarchy, lifesteal, and survival. In the future we will have duels and purgatory! 1.8.9 for minigames, and 1.16.5+ for survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Benderscraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

IP: play.benderscraft.co

Here at Benderscraft, we offer the opportunity for players to fight and become the most powerful benders with our custom made leveling system alongside our competitive Elo ranking system to be added in the near future. Join an existing nation or battle and overthrow one of the reigning nation leaders to become one yourself. Begin your journey now to experience the complete server overhaul and constant gameplay updates.

IP: server.benderscraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Button Land

PvP

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Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

KoolKidzMC

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Survival Games, Vanilla

KoolKidzMC is a community of over 200 friends that started as a small group chat of 8 people who invited their friends, who then invited their friends, and so on until we got to where we are today. We are currently working on a community-based Minecraft server for all members of the Discord community to enjoy. KoolKidz is an English and Spanish-based server, that welcomes all cultures, races, and sexualities. Everyone within the community should feel that they are safe within our community. We also have giveaways and host fun events from time to time as well.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Titancraft

From the creative mind of oOAllstarRoxOo comes a epic SMP SURVIVAL server full of fun and excitement!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	709	Magic Items Found:	3133
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Crops Grown:	2923	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Forgotten Times

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Forgotten Times! We introduce a wide world with endless possibilities, From Leveled mobs to crazy items that will help you on your fighting journey of survival. Come join us at Forgotten Times and reminisce on memories with our always growing community!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	2398
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MCBF – A Vanilla Minecraft Server

Survival, Vanilla

Visit http://rules.mcbf.pw for the server rules.

Visit our main server listing for our server description at https://minecraft-mp.com/server-s7322

Advertising on this server is prohibited.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4090
Divine Spears Created:	21	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Crops Grown:	1513
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

EDEN

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

EDEN is a whitelisted, longstanding(late 2021) Hermitcraft-like server. We’re a mixture of builders and technical players with the intention of never resetting the map so people can plan long term big projects in the future. We try to leave the meta of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as reasonable possible for a public server. That means as many features from plugins you know from other servers are absent by design and wont be added, therefore there are no pay-to-win mechanics, No warps, No /tpa, No /sethome. Everything is made in survival, including the spawn area which is community-focused. Regarding updates we always will plan to update to every major release eventually and the world border will increase with each.Feature OverviewNO Warps, NO /tpa, NO homes or /backNO special pets, NO McMMO or alike, NO donation perks or any such frillsThe map will never reset, 1 world, 3 dimensionsBetter SleepingEverything is made in survival, including the spawn area etc.Lots of public farms.No for real we are a legit server. Non commercial, 100% survival, 0 calories. If you are chill check it out.https://discord.gg/93qNzEgnPR Join our Discord to apply to our whitelist following the intructions on the server-info channel.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	New Chunks Explored:	205167
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.